:uefa_logo: Euro 2020 - Group D - :engerland: England v Scotland :scotchland: (Live on :itv_logo:)

[BTripz]

Euro 2020 - Group D - @Lets-B-Drinking v @gavstar

[pap]

I’d like to spank the Scots.

A win in this game would also be nice

[gavstar]

see you @Lets-B-Drinking you’re going doon pal, ye’ll be greetin’ like a wee wain by the time we’ve finished wi yeh ya big jobby bastard

[Lets-B-Drinking]

I don’t really think so. Now run along and fry a Mars Bar, you grubby little man.

[Bucks]

𝐉𝐚𝐲 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (ffsJxy)

[Map-Of-Tasmania]

Still give me goosebumps because it could not have happened to a nicer bloke either. What is he doing these days and why is he not coaching our strikers!

[Polski_Filip]

[Polski_Filip]

It is just before Scotland v England in the Euro’s Group game.

Kane goes into the English changing room to find all his team mates looking a bit glum.

“What’s up?” he asks.

“Well, we’re having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it’s important but it’s only Scotland. They’re shite and we can’t be bothered”.

Kane looks at them and says “Well, I reckon I can beat these by myself, you lads go down the pub.”

So Kane goes out to play Scotland by himself and the rest of the English team go off for a few pints. After a few jars they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads “England 1 - Scotland 0 (Kane 10minutes)”. He is beating Scotland all by himself!

Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers “It must be full time now, let’s see how he got on”. They put the teletext on.

“Result from the Stadium “England 1 (Kane 10 minutes) - Scotland 1”(Angus McShagnasty 89 minutes)”.

They can’t believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against Scotland!!

They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate him. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands. He refuses to look at them.

“I’ve let you down, I’ve let you down.”

“Don’t be daft, you got a draw against Scotland , all by yourself. And they only scored at the very very end”

"No, No, I have, I’ve let you down…

I got sent off after 12 minutes"

[scotty]

[lifeintheslowlane]

I know I shouldn’t but…

[DellBoy]

According to an old Scottish mate of mine, and I quote, “it’s Bannockburn weather”.

I’m not sure if this is historically correct but I did chuckle.

[scotty]

[JxgrSaint]

Pep (Pep30692329)

[PhilippineSaint]

Where’s the @Polski-Filly ?

[Polski_Filip]

here
doing da bob job

[Polski_Filip]

football that didn’t go according to plan (FootballMares)

[BTripz]

Sorted now

[Map-Of-Tasmania]

And all is good in the World, Thanks guys, Thanks Polski

[Fowllyd]

You deleted my post, you cancel culture cunt. I’ll be taking this to the very top, believe you me.

[Map-Of-Tasmania]

Fuck, I have started the revolution! Its like the shooting of Archcunt Ferdinand all over again as the ‘Powder keg’ of the Sotonian empire begins to wage war upon its self…