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Come on Schevchenko, teach that upstart van Dijk a lesson
I’m out of breath just watching the start of this game…chances at both ends and only 10 minutes gone.
You can settle down, I’ve just switched it on. So you can look forward to a tedious nil-all from here on in.
That was fucking great defending. The lad who got clattered, got up, got back into position, then got his head on the ball before it reached the forward for a certain goal. Excellent. 
At what time does the tedious football start…I need a rest.
The most overused phrase in your lexicon. 
That’s true. 
You’re not alone. I fell asleep myself after the England game 
that’s why I missed the first 15 of this.
I’m watching “Breaking Bad” again. I watched two episodes last night but I have to re-watch the last 15 minutes of the second episode . 
So are the Dutch team still talking to each other?
Hi guys!
Just tuning in to the game.
You can all tune out now turgid is here
Well the first half was entertaining. Two sides trying to win the game which is unusual early in tournaments.
Oh my Lord.
Sam Matterface.
Ian Darke.
Martin Tyler.
Are all Gods.
Compared with the ESPN Commentator
What a great set up
1 - 0 Wijnaldum.
They done a goal
1-0
Phew.
Found ITV
Jesus H. That was pure middle America college ball calling.
Nice stadium.
Actually been to a game there Dutch v Ruskies.