Euro 2020 - Group B - @Waylander 
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Switched streams 2-0 Belgium
Actually caught 2nd goal
Apparently Jerkoff has a problem
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Left isolated and alone?
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Yep.
Jerkoff has gone off.
I’m late to the Euros is my excuse
Yep his hand flew off the end and he pulled a muscle.
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Did he get a shot away?
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Oh thank fook.
So we aren’t the only country that have used that Michael Kiwanuka riff in TV ads.
I blame @go
He had to be pulled off at half time.
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Lose his grip on the game?
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The manager told him he needs to take himself in hand.
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He seemed to pull up sharply. 
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Some kind of spasm, perhaps?
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Shot too early?
Sotonians.
Supplying masturbation euphemisms since 2015. 
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Have we rubbed you up the wrong way?
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Told you that beer I found worked!
Now to prep for the pub.
Long walk to bus stop, hope I dont stiffen up.
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Only 13.75%???
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It’s only a cream liqueur.
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