Switched streams 2-0 Belgium
Actually caught 2nd goal
Apparently Jerkoff has a problem
Left isolated and alone?
Jerkoff has gone off.
I’m late to the Euros is my excuse
Yep his hand flew off the end and he pulled a muscle.
Did he get a shot away?
Oh thank fook.
So we aren’t the only country that have used that Michael Kiwanuka riff in TV ads.
I blame @go
He had to be pulled off at half time.
Lose his grip on the game?
The manager told him he needs to take himself in hand.
He seemed to pull up sharply.
Some kind of spasm, perhaps?
Shot too early?
Supplying masturbation euphemisms since 2015.
Have we rubbed you up the wrong way?
Told you that beer I found worked!
Now to prep for the pub.
Long walk to bus stop, hope I dont stiffen up.
It’s only a cream liqueur.