Remember the cameras that miraculously stopped working? That appears to have changed according to William Barr.
âHe added that he personally reviewed security footage that confirmed that no one entered the area where Epstein was housed on the night he died.â
Are they taking the piss or has Barr fucked up?
Johnstone has it about right.
âI for one have no more questions. Checkmate, conspiracy theorists.â
Look cameras always stop working at important times. They wouldnât be fit for purpose if they didnât.
This is a smart move.
Epstein should have done something similarâŚ
I do not engage in dangerous sex games involving plastic bags and oranges in the mouth, just in case.
Are you planning to be, or have you at any time in the past either been or attempted to be the MP for Eastleigh?
Or have you ever been, in the past a member of the Hells Angels? Look it upâŚ
Move along. Nothing to see here.
Guess he should be demoted to able Seaman?
News just breaking, Ghislaine Maxwell has been arrested by the FBI. Squeaky bum time in Buck House i would imagine!
Soon to be found dead in a cell?
Funnily enough, this is a prime example of how highly disputed events become the truth in a few words. The Guardian article simply says Epstein killed himself. So that is that.
It really is shocking isnât it? I was browsing the Guardian site a couple of hours ago when this story flashed up as breaking news. Just a couple of short paragraphs, more to follow, which included the line, âEpstein killed himself in his prison cell, according to prison officialsâ. An hour later the full report just says, âEpstein killed himself in his prison cellâ. A classic example of how quickly our âfree pressâ can be got at.
Hell expect more brown envelopes to be flying around over the next few weeks. 
