Thats a zero sum game - she says she is only content with vindication of her claims, or in other words, Andrew fessing up. That isnât going to happen ever, because if he does, he admits criminal wrong doing and then he really is in the shit
He is no longer HRH nonce - just plain nonce now
Her Maj has stripped him of his royal titles and military appointments and now will defend himself as a private citizen
Hey, just call me Andy mate. 
Bastard, beat me to it 
Why is Rolf doing a painting of Shane Warne?
I see what youâre doing, @Polski_Filip. A small seed here or there to bury the Denzil Washington scandal 
Heâs not been caught drunk flying his plane again has he?
That was Sydney Poitier ffs
No it wasnât it was John Denver.
Next!
John Denver is dead?
Oh no!
Slow news stream again?
Phil only moved to Poland because he wants to help out if the Germans invade. That Austrian bloke looks like a wrongâun.
First wave of invaders will be killed by Philâs golf stories. Polish artillery will be dropping names on the Hun too.
e.g.
Nein, Englisher! No more of the âI saw Jimmy Tarbucks ringpiece in the sandpitâ stories
Itâll be brutal.
Opening gambit from Phil⌠âIâd have got Hitler out of that bunker.â
Nah, like games on match days theyâll be a couple of minutes ahead and over the border before Phil, like his streams, catches up
Prince Andrew was on SNLâs Weekend Update this week.
