and that means England have scored over half a million runs in test cricket the first team to do that.
Yeah.
Alright Smartass.
For how many wickets?
i couldnt even tell you how many matches
With that info I reckon amount of wickets fallen will be about 12264.
Start delayed by rain.
Ben Stokes up before the cricket beaks for using foul and abusive language towards a ‘fan’. Personally i’m with Stokesy on this one. Some prick runs 50 yards to abuse him, calling him a ginger cunt, and what’s even worse, comparing him to Ed Sheeran, that’s unforgivable. Deserved all he got, serves the “fucking four-eyed cunt” right.
Lunch - England are 300 for 7
Butler loses the plot and his wicket 309-8
318-9 Woods and Broad in for the final wicket
Woods and Broad both swinging.
Sixes aplenty.
Currently 347-9.
Could be 400 or 347 all out.
Good predictive skills…
England 400 all out. Wood and Broad put on 82 for the last wicket, seven 6s.
South Africa 43/3 now - Elgar just gone for 26 off the bowling of some ginger cunt.
74-5
WICKET
Nortje c Denly b Wood 6 (SA 88-6)
Close - South Africa trail England by 312 runs with 4 wickets remaining
Marvellous