🏏 :engerland: England in South Africa 2019-20 🇿🇦

and that means England have scored over half a million runs in test cricket the first team to do that.

Yeah.
Alright Smartass.
For how many wickets?
:sunglasses:

i couldnt even tell you how many matches

With that info I reckon amount of wickets fallen will be about 12264.

Start delayed by rain.
Ben Stokes up before the cricket beaks for using foul and abusive language towards a ‘fan’. Personally i’m with Stokesy on this one. Some prick runs 50 yards to abuse him, calling him a ginger cunt, and what’s even worse, comparing him to Ed Sheeran, that’s unforgivable. Deserved all he got, serves the “fucking four-eyed cunt” right.

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Lunch - England are 300 for 7

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Butler loses the plot and his wicket 309-8

The BBC did that see below for commentators curse.

318-9 Woods and Broad in for the final wicket

Woods and Broad both swinging.

Sixes aplenty.

Currently 347-9.

Could be 400 or 347 all out.

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Good predictive skills…

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England 400 all out. Wood and Broad put on 82 for the last wicket, seven 6s.

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South Africa 43/3 now - Elgar just gone for 26 off the bowling of some ginger cunt.

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74-5

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WICKET
Nortje c Denly b Wood 6 (SA 88-6)
Close - South Africa trail England by 312 runs with 4 wickets remaining

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Marvellous