🏏:engerland: England (and :walesisntit: Wales) Cricket 2023

Root poor shot choice
Brook got done by a pearler of a ball.

Looked like it climbed a bit higher than Root thought it would but he could have left it.

Not as good as the one that Pope got from Starc. Absolutely eviscerated him.

Calm down Glenn McGrath :grin:

FFS - just got in, put the cricket on, the first ball I see if Duckett gloving one to Carey

Aussies playing bodyline cricket

Bairstow fucks it up

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This Aussie team have hit rock bottom in terms of any honesty or sportsmanship. Claimed two catches that were grounded (and got one) then, although Bairstow should have been more careful, ran him out when it was assumed the ball was dead. And, with all the bodyline bowling, this series is turning nasty.

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He clearly thought the ball was dead.

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If that’s how they want to win then they are welcome to it. Cunts.

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I don’t think thought was involved

What the fuck is Bazball?

Do you think Stokes is a ittle bit angry?

Stokes out. No chance now

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Mitchell Starc and Carey are likely to be getting some rough stuff from Broad in the next test

Cheating cnuts

If would be saying to everyone, if you get the opportunity, Mankad the bastards - no warning

I would also bodyline the shit out of their bowlers

Dozy batting from Bairstow. He has tried this so should be aware the ball is still live.

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Very very funny cartoon. β€œI was so cross I ordered my manservant to go over and jostle them” And there was me thinking our very own Lord Slowlane was away cruising!
The actual names of the members suspended for their Long Room behaviour are-
Bartholomew Frinton-Smythe;
Humphrey Wigbert-Porter; and
Quinten Breckenridge. I am not making this up.
And who is this upstart Quinten Breckenridge? How did he get in without at least one hyphen in his name?

I think we should be asking ourselves how would we feel if Bairstow had stumped Steve Smith that way. Would we be celebrating a smart bit of cricket, or saying Stokes should be withdrawing the appeal?