Elections to the Sotonians Soviet

How about a special avatar, such as

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We need to sort out the look of the forum as well. I mean we don’t even have any legend heads across the top yet. It is not like you are a new forum and can get away with it anymore. You have been up and running and pissing people off since 2014 or 2015 or whatever!

I am thinking just true legends people can look up to and respect. No guys with big moustaches or perms (except bear). I am thinking, Ronnie Eklund, Ken Mounkou, Frankie Bennet, Marian Parhars, then skip the shit years, straight into Lambert, James Ward-Prowse, bear and then me.

Everyone happy to go along with the king on this or do we need another vote and the get the banning stick out?

Note to Pap - hurry up with the banning stick.

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And Admin. We need you for admin as well. Don’t sell yourself short BBB.

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CB just made my List

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I don’t like pasties, Cornish or otherwise!

And your PMs attempting to bribe me with free Bacon Double Swiss and the BK Staff WiFi password ain’t gonna wash either.

It is my position, as a free thinking member of this forum, to thwart you and @tokyo-saint at every turn, I do this for the people of the forum not for myself!

And @tokyo-saint admin? Seriously? The only Admin I would do would be to allow you to post solely on the invisible “OctoPorn and Fry Cooks” forum, the one that only you and the @bearsy will have access to!

Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely.

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ok ok what do you want? Let’s sort this out! Here’s is what I’m thinking:

Minister in charge of Vibes & Atmosphere @bearsy

Minister in charge of Scottish Fury & Enforcement @tokyo-saint

Minister in charge of Accusing Ppl of Price Pikey & Unwanted Sexual Advances @btripz

Minister in charge of Admin, Filing & Being Welsh @fowllyd

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I am absolutely corrupted at the moment. I have just declared myself king and requested a banning stick, Bob. How much more corrupted to you want me to get?

The way I see it going is the voting has now closed. Pap is on a cruise down de nile so we have taken over. There are 4 of us on the council but our votes are not even. Me and bear get the 17 votes each as represented in the election, bear loses 1 vote due to an admin error and you and flloyd get the 14 or 15 or whatever you got.

In short, you get yer perks but I’m the daddy now.

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Hmm, let’s see.

Accusing @bearsy of Price Pikey :- I thought this was proved to be true by a scientific study?

Unwanted Sexual Advances :- All my sexual advances are wanted, by me anyway!!

And @fowllyd needs to be more Word Expert in his position.

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Where / Who are the returning officers and I want to see that all the little bits have been punched out of the voting forms.

We cant have a florida situation where it may be an ilegal vote wins the election.

That’s true @philippinesaint how much influence have the Russians had in the voting? Were @tokyo-saint 's Underurso images a legitimate campaign tactic or should it be reported to the electoral commission??

Don’t worry about that comrade Bob, look at this instead.

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Dont be so fucking stupid - of course they are acceptable

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Dont like this one - Her eyes are putting me off.

Report away Btripz

Let’s focus on the important things and not dwell on the past. I think issue number one (perhaps should have its own thread) should be “should rich posters pay for council member’s lunches?”

Let’s start off with those who don’t pay taxes - esp those named Phil and go from there. There might be no other way around this than to start charging fivers. Let’s get the legends up at the top, charge people fivers, employ a proper mod like Charlet cause we are too busy to do all our own bannings and start moving social integration/brexit stuff into its own area. We can label it up so only people that want to go in there will go in there. I am thinking of calling it ‘The living room’ or something very similar to that. Then open a couple of other sections for the weirdos - motoring forum, PC world bit etc. Then a suggestions bit for lols. People can post stuff in here but no one on the council is allowed to go in there or read any of the suggestions - under any circumstances.

Let’s get things moving Pap!

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That’s better @tokyo-saint moving away form the soft porn and putting credible proposals out there is a good idea.

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WE WILL NEVER MOVE AWAY FROM SOFT PORN BOB! This was one of my key election pledges. However, we can ‘put it on a back burner’ for a bit while we modernise the forum. However, Hannah Minx is not for turning. Sure, she will bend over backwards to help people fit in (to the forum) but she will not be moving away from the good people that voted Tokyo.

It will be like Trump and the white working class of America. We will just stop mentioning her for a while and move on to bigger things like bombing the ugly inside or sanctions on saintsweb. Until the next election, where she will be front and centre again.

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That should be soft porn, Bob, not soft porn Bob. I would like to make it clear that any rumours of Bob being involved in soft porn are completely unsubstantiated. That was just a slip of the tongue and completely unintentional.

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Empirical evidence has shown that Phil NEVER pays for Sandwiches Tokes

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I’m all for the legends banner.

I’ll start it off with some hard-core…

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