I’ve heard worse German jokes.
Fuck me, Jens and the Blitz of Autumn 1994. You’d have to have been there.
Not a chance, I’ve never worn a football top to a football match and I am not starting now.
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What time you leaving on Sunday?
Has to be silk and around the wrist!
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Don’t worry you are going from Soton, not Liverpool.
You going from Liverpool Pap?
I shall be wearing every piece of clothing in my suitcase.
It’s been down to 15C here early evening & THAT is freezing.
Only question is whether I wear my Ryder Cup white bobble hat or my black n red MLT one.
Only concern is Corporate deem it “colours” then I will freeze
To start with, or I don’t see how else I get there 
Travelling to Southampton on Saturday; going up with my bro on Sunday morning.
Shit. This means they’ll play a proper footballer then
Turkish says half-and-half scarfs only.
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Bloody Hell - THIS is cool.
New Orleans Saints wishing us luck!
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What’s the deal with injuries this weekend then?
VVD out obviously. Is Boufal around? JRod?
Full evening dress for me. Top hat. Tails. Cummerband. And that was when I was playing.
My ex-boss (American) also turned Southampton in to two words - South Hampton.
I guess it’s to do with them having the Hamptons.
Then again, he also used to call QPR the Range Park Queens and Wolves became The Wolverton Wolverines.
Hehe.
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That’s one of those elastic affairs that grips the base of the penis, isn’t it?
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Oh. There was me thinking he was in Sherlock
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screw u guise
The name’s Bear. James Bear.
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They’re not the only ones to get it wrong. Everyone outside the city does.
The correct pronunciation, is of course. S’Fampton.
I will accept Saaafampton. Grudgingly.