[Done Deal] (to Spurs) : Toby Alderweireld in talks today

Massively bored of this now - would rather City come in a gazump the deal than that odious worm Levy getting his way.,

#anywherebutspurs

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TA is happily continuing his honeymoon in Paris today.

Source my ex boss who is Belgian.

Make of that what you will.

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Dunno, I mean, I’m from Birmingham, but I couldn’t tell you where i.e. Jasper Carrott is right now. Maybe Belgian ppl are more close-knit tho.

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Yeah, I heard about their network on the news before.

Mmm.

No agreement with anyone yet, according to this Dutch article.

Hotspur Related@ HotspurRelated 19m19 minutes ago

The agent of Toby Alderweireld has said there currently isn’t an agreement in place with anyone. # THFC

Alderweireld Toby

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This story is so full of fiction V fact that we really need some input from an equally fictional detective, preferably from Belgium…Just can’t think of one though.

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Come now. We’ve had a saga every year since we got promoted to the Prem.

2012/2013 - The Ramirez Transfer Saga

2013/2014 - The Osvaldo Transfer Saga

2014/2015 - The “Everyone Fucking Off” Saga.

2015/2016 - Alderweireld

It is in keeping with our saga-like tradition.

What year did we have the Saga saga?

the only part of him I’m interested in ishis head and where that is at

Originally posted by @pap

Come now. We’ve had a saga every year since we got promoted to the Prem.

2012/2013 - The Ramirez Transfer Saga

2013/2014 - The Osvaldo Transfer Saga

2014/2015 - The “Everyone Fucking Off” Saga.

2015/2016 - Alderweireld

It is in keeping with our saga-like tradition.

Hmmmmm. Surely by this time we all deserve a happy ending. Not all at once though, that could be messy.

This is the best Saga ever! I reckon General Levy & Big Kat should go in the ring + duke it out WWF style pls! Winner gets Toby, loser gets Kaboul.

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There is a Toby Juggs joke in there somewhere but Im tired

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Sagas. Been there. Done that. Not losing my shit today.

saganowski was best one cos it was literal transfer Saga

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Chambers was not a saga. More like a surprise ejaculation. One minute he was here, then he was gone.

Saints really should be more carefull with their seed.

Yeah sorry about that I was rushing out 'coz of Honey Vodka Gate. (Booze shop just got a supply in on special order for me.)

Anyway apologies, I meant to say he was spotted in Paris by an ex boss of mine. The obvious comment was how the fark would he know who TA was, the response was “ex boss is Belgian, a huge football fan” and so I then asked why was he in Paris?

To which the reply was. Because he’s Belgian. And no I don’t understand what that meant either BUT it makes a lot more sense than the London Media have the past 3 days.

I give up, I tried to be ITK and in fact considering the “nothing is going on stuff so far today I MAY just had a source that may have been right for once!”

Take that Armstrong & MLG

:innocent:

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He was lols, literally lit up a cigar and put his feet up the day he went from loan signing to permiplayer.

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Going to stop deforestation of the Amazon are they?

Wot no Skacel saga ?.