My younger stepdaughter is in her final year of a degree course at Stirling University. For her dissertation she’s produced a survey on public perceptions of air pollution. She’d like as many responses as she can get, so I thought I’d post it on here. And here it is:
Please respond generously. Thank you all so much. 
Completed it 
Done
What score did you get?
Probably be a resit but The Refinery is up shit creek.
Think I failed the who are you questions….
Done
Done - though quite what she will discern from the opinions of a bunch of middle aged curmudgeons is beyond me
Pah!
Our responses will be intelligent, concise and erudite, though I think the latter is some sort of glue? 
Done…when will the winning draw be made?
Ummm… how seriously is she taking this dissertation? Only ask as I put ‘Cobham’s arse’ as my answer for top source of UK air pollution.
Oi!!
We do sleep with windows open and no naked flames 
Done - something useful to do whilst isolating - yea!
Done.
I just blamed everything on Brexit. 
I gave it a go and totally aced it. Got 100% first time 
Exactly, all straight out into the atmosphere to do most damage 
Kills all known pathogens though.
Unfortunately all other known life forms too
Does it kill covid? Are you in the process of developing the ‘Cobham scratch-and-sniff home vaccination kit’? 
Already being trialed with socks and underwear- looking promising.