That went over a lot of heads 
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I see what you did there
It’s the only joke I ever wrote about bodybuilders, did well on sickipedia about 5 years ago. So I wasn’t about to miss the open goal Gavstar presented me with, was I.
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Fair play…I would have done the same.
RIP John Edrich. The 1st of my heroes I ever met when I bowled to him in a Net at Bentalls in Richmond under the supervision of Derek Underwood.
John inspired my Village Cricket career by suggesting I stuck to Batting.
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Of no interest to anyone else but my ex hung on until early this morning, thereby ruining Christmas for my daughters
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But it’s important to share.
I’m sorry for your daughters, am sure you’re ambivalent but what a shit show of a day for you all 
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Much too young.
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Great drummer. I loved the razor-sharp percussion on the first Specials album, it suited the ska sound perfectly.
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Lady Slowlane is distraught…her tailor has popped his very stylish clogs.
RIP Pierre Cardigan…whoops I mean Pierre Cardin.
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His were the only clothes available at Heathrow airport when the company said dont go back to Southampton buy some extra clothes at Heathrow on the company card.
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Just read that Leslie West, the guitarist with Mountain died last week aged 75. Mountain were a great rock band and West was probably the last great guitar player from the Woodstock generation, regarded by many of his peers as the godfather of Heavy Metal. RIP.
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More importantly guided them to an FA cup defeat in 1976 against Southampton
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Many moons ago our boys football team were given a treat - being taken to Selhurst Park to see Crystal Palace v Rotherham. Tommy Docherty was their manager. We were taken to the Palace dressing room to meet the team and as we were going in I saw him standing alone in the corridor. I walked up to him with my autograph book and asked him very politely for his autograph. He replied gruffly, “not now son, I’m busy.”
Miserable cunt.
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Let’s be charitable. Maybe he wasn’t a miserable cunt, perhaps he was simply illiterate.
Then again, perhaps he was both.
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A simple cross would have sufficed. I’m going for miserable cunt.
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A child’s dreams shredded to tatters- this is why you are who you are 
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Wounded me more deeply than he did Laurie Brown.
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