I’ll raise your Nic Cage with a Jason Statham.
And if you fucking dare to call that, I have Danny Trejo in my back pocket.
Steven Seagal.
Jackie Chan
I should hasten to add we aren’t listing people who have died in the last half hour, just actors who essentially play themselves/have very little range.
Sean Connery.
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That’s who started all this 
I didn’t believe him and he was playing himself.
Scotch cunt can’t act now dead.
I may be a bit tipsy.
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Fuckin responsible adult me.
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He is now moving or not moving into the realms of Roger Moore playing Bond.
I’m happy that Steven Seagal has won this for me, I’m having victory beers 
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I quite liked Moore as Bond. He gave it this whole camp fuck you. Anti-Connery. Connery is a big bitch slapping MAN. If that’s your thing then GO YOU! You can be a high achieving working class lad without being a misogynistic cunt.
Hold on there fella…I’ll raise you with Arnold Schwarzenegger
That must be a damned fine Rum.
I see your Roger Moore and raise you Pierce Brosnan always playing himself
Arnie had way, way, waaaaayyy more range than Seagal. You need to do better.
Ok, Vin Diesel
Nope, Groot showed he can diversify his character, try again 
John Wayne?
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