⚰ Death

Yeah, just heard a passing reference (no pun intended) to that on the radio a few minutes ago. Cartooning genius.

Rumours that Prince Philip has croaked…all the Queens staff from around the UK summoned to a meeting at Buck Palace at 4am…

Will his ashes be put in a Greek urn?

to soon?

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NZ TV apparently got confirmation overnight that neither the Queen or Prince Philip died.

Oh, good. That means we’ve swerved the fake outpouring of grief like

when the Holy Royal st Diana died, maysherestinpeace…

…for now.

Smoke and Mirrors…Smoke and Mirrors. Nobody dies…you just move through the mirror to the Other Side.

…I like to think. :lou_wink_2:

What’s a greek urn ?

Fill yer boots Philly Saint. :lou_wink_2:

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In Phillips case, how could anybody tell that he’d croaked?

Oh… Right then… As you were, and ignore my last post. Why the fuck would you suddenly summon all the Queen’s staff at short notice just to let them know the old fart is just retiring!

Knee High is his brother!!!

Something they don’t pay taxes on

That didnt stop The Sun apparently publishing that he had died!

Lives in Chelsea ?

BREAKING NEWS

Blairs killed Jesus according to Baz

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It wouldn’t surprise me. I am also convinced that they abducted Madeleine McCann.

No that one is still down to the McCanns which ever way you play it

Catweazle has croaked aged 93.

93 ? … he looked 93 when he was on the telly !!

He might have died but the name will live on … it’s only us oldies who remember the tv show but the name Catweasle, synonymous to a scruffy cunt with a pointy beard, is known by everyone and probably always will be

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Ian Brady on his death bed…

Oh dear, how sad, never mind.

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Perhaps they should dump his body on the moors?

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