:crystalpalacefc: Crystal Palace v Saints :saints: (PL)

No Armstrong in the squad and Long gets another surprise start. Hoedt continues at the back, Yoshida on the bench.

No Gabbiadini either.

I fancy a birthday goal from Lemina today.

More chopping and changing. Fingers crossed, but I wasnt optimistic before and thereā€™s nothing there to make we revise my 2-0 prediction.

Same starting eleven as Leicester though, no?

No Zaha for Palace.

Fair enough, forgot last game was cup. Iā€™ll let Hughes off this once.

Thatā€™s a fucking result.

Although not for the knobs who made him captain for fantasy football

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On that subject, eat my shit.

Got about 55% of last weekā€™s points from the lunchtime kickoff alone.

Happy days.

Is that really necessary?

Maybe you could just mouth it for a bit. Nobody expects you to swallow.

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wow. Dave Merrington just read my mind Yosh and Westeruard pair and Ings Austin and gab up front

Itā€™s a metaphor.

Youā€™re not eating - youā€™re noticing my performance.

Itā€™s not literally my shit. Itā€™s me getting an average of 7 points per player in one fixture.

So suck my big old fat one.

We are getting good at making oppositions not play their main men. Vardy and now Zaha

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@Saint-or-sinner bailed at Honour Oak Park for a piss.

@Fowllyd struggling on manfully

There were toilets in the pubā€¦ :lou_facepalm_2:

The Goaty Voodoo Doll Set is in full effect this season. Salah is next on my list.

Hojbjerg, Cedric and Long, weā€™re fucked here lads we canā€™t carry these weapons and hope to stay up.

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You have no idea how much better i feel for it.
Had a piss and straight back on a train. 3 minutes behind you.

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Made sure the lads put some random pillars up to block their view and turned their chairs at 45 degrees from the screen
Iā€™m grounded because we have visitors



Dubai Saints

7 hrs Ā·

This evening we welcome the Dubai Eagles to Barasti for the game.

Join us, so weā€™re not outnumbered! :innocent: :beers:

:soccer: Southampton FC :vs: Dubai Eagles
:trophy: Premier League
:date: Today
:clock6: 6pm
:round_pushpin: Barasti - Dubai :united_arab_emirates:
:tv: Francis Benali stand with full commentary

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