Better turning into me than the alternative, being miserable most of the time!
I’m not saying we aren’t playing shite atm, we are but life is a dance you can do to celebrate existing or whatever negative reason one can conjure up.
I’ll be the thorn of all that is positive in y’alls side, it’s a role I’m happy to play 
Bah! Humbug!
Don’t let that old chestnut spread itself to being a staple throughout the year!
That ship has already sailed / the horse has bolted etc…
That fuck this is on BT sport
I can forget it is on
Interesting line-up there. I’m guessing that they’ll be looking to Smallbone to add some creativity and zing to midfield in the continuing absence of Stuey. Good to see him back, and let’s hope he’s put that injury (and of course the alopecia) behind him.
If they are relying on Smallbone for penetration then it will be us that are fucked
Fuck 1:0 in 2mins 
Seriously FML. 
Caballero is about as much use in goal as my 91 year old Grandma
We look utterly clueless, inept, and completely out of our depth.
And I thought we’d be in with a chance of winning this. 🤦🤦
On a positive note, JWP did a forward pass earlier.
42mins gone avoided everything then FPL pop up tells me Zaha scored
Did he?? 
Fucking hell, I missed that.
42 mins gone?
I wish
We’re only in the 17th min here. Have you got a time machine to FFW?
You had to look hard, but it was a forward pass…
Edit: Probably
Corner Saints!!!
Oh. 
Might as well blow the final whistle because the result is all but confirmed. 