Meant to reply to this earlier.
I prefer to grill my crumpets anyway, a toaster tends to toast them evenly and I prefer the top crispier than the bottom…
I bought some crumpets when I was back in UK 6 pack Warburtons my old man tried to cook them in his thin bread only toaster and killed them
I had to stop him putting the stainless steel knife in when it was still connected to the mains.
Not that I’m one to blow my own crumpet but this is by far the best crumpet tread going.
Warburtons fund the Tories. Don’t buy Tory crumpets.
I will remember that. I know Starbucks donate a percentage of their profits to the idf.
Ginsters donate to the Tories too.
Just had two crumpets - buttered because I’d run out of foie gras.
Shocking. Truly shocking. How the fuck could you do such a thing? Get yourself sorted and make sure you never let that happen again. Run out of foie gras indeed.
Waitrose are supposed to be delivering some but their timekeeping is shocking.
The pâté is late. *
* these words rhyme
Always had you down as a sandal wearing lily-livered milky coffee drinker
Obviously only gonna ever get a Maccy D Muffin here.
On the plus side, found a stash of Cumberland Sausages at back of the freezer I thought I’d eaten…
Hmm wonder what they’d be like grilled & sliced on a crumpet topped with ketchup?
it’s just butter on crumpets!
Fascist
I couldn’t find a GIF of Rik shouting ‘Fascist!’, and even if I did I doubt I could embed it properly 
Here you go. And even if you can’t find and embed vids, don’t let it worry you. You’ll always be the Crumpet King of Sotonians.
Anybody who thinks that anything but butter is OK on crumpets :-
