I’ll be your surrogate
Cccccccuuuuunnnnnnntttttttt!
And…?
Crotia played much better 2nd half. That’s the main issue. We were v rattled after they scored so need to calm down and sort out our passing
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Soften the blow by preparing the crowd and calling all the women and kids “cunts”
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We’re appalling in possession.
We simply hoof it long and turnover possession to them.
Kane hardly wins a header and doesn’t hold the ball up either.
Crosses need to be stopped before they come in.
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Shockingly bad 2nd half. Surprised we’re still ‘in this’.
Kane is having an absolute mare.
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I see where you’re coming from Fats but in my experience that can occasionally…go wrong.
Has Hodgson snuck back in the dugout ?
Better.
The first Croatian who doesn’t fancy pens has gone down.
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I’ve had my fill of Hoddle. What an incessant twat he is
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Thank you for saying it - I’ve been thinking it from about the 1st minute
What a defensive header! Off the line.
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Great header.
The value of the man on the line.
Or as Hoddle says “the semi back post” whatever the fuck that is. Twat
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Mrs Fatso just asked “how do you get a corner”.
Im not a violent man but she’s testing my patience. At least ask about off side or something complicated!
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Lock her under the stairs until it’s over. Tell her it’ll save your marriage.
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Just me and OzzieDave predicted England on Pens…the rest of you better pray we are right.
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FFS 
Point of order
I suggested similar 22mins ago