So @pap has got upset twice this week.
Once when I was saying I didn’t miss dumb Brits such as those in Spainwho didn’t think Brexit would affect them and are being deported.
Then he got annoyed with Gammons.
So clearly we need to define our own PC/Woke terms.
As an example we have The Gargantuans The Happy Clappers, The Bedwetters.
There must be so many more.
What is the new Gammon?
Does Fvcktard cover too wide a brief?
Is an anti-vaxers a covidiot?
Is an Influencer even human?
Or do we use other terms?
Reality TV Stars for the incredibly stupid?
Skates
Oh wait…
I think the term to describe you would be technoturd.
The term I’m searching for is to describe (as an example) the Brits that can be found outside an English Pub in any European City pre Covid pissed out of their heads singing out of tune and wolf whistling local women.
A Murmuration of Fvcktards was an early idea.
Then there is “The Essex Bouncer” imho this was the forerunner of the Gammon.
The wide neck, shaved head, awight? awight? Was its standard vocabulary.
Before (the not allowed) conversion to Gammonism they included a whole subset of wannabes who clearly longed to be an Essex Bouncer - often found at places like that 1861 or whatever bar in Bompey. They never quite carried off wearing the Tuxedo though
Oh, sorry that excludes the Scottish, Irish and Welsh. Is that racist? It’s like tip-toeing through a politically correct minefield on this site at the moment.
I’m loving this thread. It’s like one of the “Road to…” movies, except no-one knows where the road is going and we don’t know what horrors we’ll find along the way.
Whoa!
This is next level shit.
I start the thread. Couple of hours later I’m watching a new TV Series (The Irregulars) which shows promise. (Not sure if it is horror, capeshit or crime yet)
And a lot of randomness means it features a Bird Attack in London by a breed of Ravens only found in NE England & Scotland.
Anyway street urchin says flock of birds.
Stalker says no, it was
An Unkindness of Ravens.
This gives this thread real wings.
Can we now label politicians voting against free kids meals or higher pay for Nurses