A couple of my close friends have got symptoms in Southampton. Self-isolating, init.
If you want to hear a total and utter cunt, listen to Chris on Radio Solent, canāt find a find to get it on here, its on twitter, trust me this is one hell of a cunt.
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Trouble is, and my parents are the same and theyāre both 76, it seems that the silver generation just donāt get itā¦
It would be a shame if Chris got itā¦
Mrs Fatso told me off the other day for saying that about Richard Branson.
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Ha Ha I wouldnāt wish death on anyone but Branson is becoming Britians biggest twat very quickly and its not like that field is bare eitherā¦
Branson and the Wetherspoonās chapā¦
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Itās not an unreasonable stance Scotty, we all had a shitty virus after Xmas with persistent cough and loss of taste and smell. Might not have been Covid19 but it sure as hell is a coincidence bearing in mind that the first case in China was October 2019 ā¦ The virus went round the 3 of us like wildfire and Iām still, trying to shake the cough 2 months later. The reality is you only know youāve got it when the test is positive. No test, no confirmed virus. Coronavirus covers a very wide range of viruses of which Covid19 is one of them.
Look after yourselves people. Saint CD
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Oh. My. Days.
Believe me they FUCKINā DO GET ITā¦lock that stupid cunt up or take her out and dispatch her humanelyā¦she wonāt mind, sheās had her day at the beach.
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It took a while for the message to permeate
I now have the oldies safely locked up and doing as they are told
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1400 new cases and 87 deaths today - yikes
Neither would I, Barry. Like you, Iām a nice chap. But Branson is a full on cunt and a harm to society and everything that is good. Letās say that no one wants him dead but maybe he can get Coronaād in the balls.
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I keep hearing this same story, and the missus was similarly afflicted. I understand from my boss in London that āeveryone was fucking sick in London, manā. Heās American. He says things like that.
I think he meant that everyone was cool
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Perhaps the ultimate example of what PR and connections can buy you.
Brilliantly satirised by Ianucci and co.
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I have that on cassette somewhere. Absolutely brilliant. Had he laughing whilst cooking dinner
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The ensemble was amazing back then. The only thing this show was missing was Chris Morris, although he did appear in āIām Alan Partridgeā.
However, they did have Patrick Marber, who I think is probably responsible for some of the funniest lines in this show. Donāt get me wrong - I love almost everything that Ianucci and his ever increasing cohort have done since. Iām not sure I ever laughed as much as I did with this series.
Sorry. Last off topic thing, but this is fucking fantastic and we need a bit of cheering up.
The old dearās reasoning is that me and the bird got back from holiday in Spain in the middle of October. She got her affliction shortly after, and as she now puts it with the devastating logic of the 80 year old mind, āthereās a lot of this corona virus in Spain now, so you must have brought it back with you.ā 
They didnāt really like Marber though, did they? I canāt quite remember why.