Because maybe this will last 2 years, I donāt know, but you can have more deaths or a law that helps or could help with slowing down the deaths.
You canāt have both and I know what Iād have.
Why not put condition in to guarantee review of powers every six months?
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I agree, so in essence you agree its just the length of the proposed time?
I think unless these and other concerns over these unprecedented powers are addressed the swivel eyed sandal wearers and inbreds are always going to scream conspiracy or ignore advice.
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To be honest, a number of amendments are being proposed by Backbenchers including a significant number of Tories, ranging from a simple reapproval every 90 days to limiting the Bill to 12 months
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Meanwhile.
Just seen an advert on local TV.
For Loo Rolls
Well if the law does come in theyāll only do it once, theyāll be batoned to fuck and have no legal redress in a military prison.
Itāll be totally deserved as well.
The military will make the police seem friendly and accommodating but if fear keeps people in so be it, why scream conspriacy, if we had an id card scheme like many other EU nations then it would be easier to police, oh the sandal wearers fucked that up as well.
Either we become a severe police state and try to help to save lives or we donāt and consign the vulnerable to die by the selfish bastards going out as we also selfishly wouldnāt give up our rights.
More selfish Britainnia and cuntishness.
Good, its a choice and I know what side Iām on, there is for once no grey in the matter.
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Stolen from a mate of mine.
As a seafarer/offshore worker, I have been doing self isolation since before self isolation was a thing, a few tips on how to do it properly:
If you have alcoholic drinks in the house, pour them away, go and buy the cheapest, nastiest tasting non alcoholic beer available, Korean brand Hite (shite) is particularly distressing to taste buds, remember your responsible enough to be in charge of hundreds of millions of dollars worth of ship, but not responsible enough to have a beer or two a day.
Ensure your house alarm goes off at least 3 times a week, for realism preferably at 3 am, either muster outside in the pissing rain, waiting for the captain (the wife) to announce abandon ship, or get the garden hose rigged (if your a decky) or if Engineer run around in shorts and flips flops looking for the fire, until you find itās a steam leak.
Turn up your central heating to at least 40 degrees.
When the boiler breaks, spend two hours swearing at the thing cleaning and Re cleaning the pilot and main burners, then spend another hour with a multi meter, until you realise the circuit breaker has tripped. (at least a weekly task)
If something breaks, first always blame the deckies, then make a brew, then find the longest, most expensive way to fix the simplest problem.
3 x a day do rounds of the basement looking for various leaks or abnormal noises with variable degrees of disinterest.
If a decky is found below the top floor, ask them if there lost, if an Engineer is found above the bottom floor ask them if they have had a nose bleed yet or if they are light headed.
If your a decky, ensure the coffee machine is working, get your self comfy and enjoy the view.
If your an Engineer make sure the coffee machine is working, make a cup and then donāt drink it as the deckies have most likely broken something.
Once a day meet up with the deckies, listen to the captain (wife) with feigned interest, and then ignore every word that came out of their mouth for the rest of that day.
If Re fueling, fill up, and then spend at least 3 x the time doing paper work and arguing that youāve been short changed by 2 litres, (again preferably at 3 am)
Make sure that you fill in dozens of pointless excel sheets daily and then email them to the sender, and donāt expect a reply.
When doing your Asda online order, make sure that you order it at least 3 months in advance, and ensure that 3 emails a day, every day for the 3 months are exchanged arguing on price or stating that chicken stock is not a replacement item for an actual chicken.
Eat rice at least twice a day 6 times a week.
And remember, the local councils will not allow you past your front gate as you may be a criminal, carry some sort of infection, or just generally be a menace to society, so for 3 + months just sit tight in the confines of your home 
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Love that.
I think you are right, if yesterday is anything to go by the military will have to be called in to protect the majority from the sizeable minority of absolute bellends who are still refusing to take this seriously. The scenes at Whitstable and Skegness yesterday are but two examples, but there are others, parts of Wales, ( Snowdonia had their busiest day in living memory yesterday). Whitstable and Skegness were packed out, reports of pubs being open and people reacting like it was a Bank Holiday not a pandemic. Canterbury City Council issued a tweet to say they knew this was going on and were discussing their response with the police, government etc. One report had the police stating that they will be āreminding business owners of the governmentās ordersā. Reminding them? Pathetic. Shut them down and take the keys away from the anti social cunts.
Then you have the Daily Mail, advising people to go to rural areas to self isolate, and The Sun telling their readers which are the best value chest freezers, and what to fill them up with.
My son and daughter live in rural West Wales where there are a lot of holiday homes, only usually occupied for a few weeks a year during the summer. There is already a lot of ill feeling towards these second and sometimes third owners because born and bred locals have been priced out of owning a property. This week there has been a flood of second homers, mainly from London and the home counties arriving in these rural areas to self isolate, more than a few of them will be bringing the virus with them. The cottage hospitals in these areas will never be able to cope. My daughterās local small farm shop has been inundated with Londoners trying to buy up everything, one guy was trying to buy sacks of potatoes but was given short shrift. There is a lot of anger and resentment towards these people now, there will be trouble ahead. The same goes for The West Country and parts of Scotland.
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Well, that or heās only got 145 million living in the largest country in the world.
Lockdown on a mass scale has not been effective. The most effective strategy has been South Koreaās, who are not on general lockdown, but spent a fuckload of time and money doing testing and contract tracing.
Putin could just think thatās a saner idea than herd immunity followed by mass isolation.
Which would kill 100ās of 1000ās. Ok Cummings.
Can all the visitors to the New Forest please fuck off back to the city and take your covid riddled carcasses with you
How can you self isolate if 1500 of you are trying to walk on the same path
Oh you all park like bitches
and avoid Gillingham at all cost.
Advice, Iām sure, we can all agree on.
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Good graphic illustration of the theoryā¦
Good graphic illistration of the practiceā¦
Fvck Polish TV.
Pretty Woman
The Princess Diaries
The Runaway Bride.
They trying to force us outside or what?
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WTF?
You lot are still letting in flights from China, Italy & Iran. With a "I say old chap, do you mind awfully if you self isolate for 2 weeks, but we wont check up on you.
(I know you hate the fail but you can read the headline)
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