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Its our ‘GREAT’ nation, full of greedy selfish fuckers


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Thursday
is it too early for Cunt day, it’s usually Friday isn’t it?

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I think its an everyday of the week special right now


Yep - I have a cellar to drink before this little bastard gets me

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Lock down tomorrow, Monday latest

Just got possibly our last curry takeaway for a while. Thought the owner was going to cry. It’s fucking bleak for the small business - it really breaks your heart to see

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To help the company survive I have to take unpaid leave or he gets a choice to pay a tax bill or lease payment/insurances.
With the leave he gets a tax holiday. But we get no emergency unemployment grant.
Shit situation. We are OK for a month maybe but horrific

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It’s bloody awful. My favourite brewery, Vibrant, recently moved to bigger premises (four times the size). He is in deep shit. He is starting a delivery service just to get some sales - I will be buying far more than I need just to help.

I am just so happy that our business doesn’t carry debt and we have enough cash to keep things as normal as they can be 
for now.

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You’ve had a pretty shit 12 months mate. Things will turn a corner and when they do you’ll be back doing a job you (quite obviously) love.

Hang on, we’re all in for a rocky ride!

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For those of you who have Sky sports, you can pause the subscription until sports starts again

Brought to you by the fuckcovid public service

Thought this was an interesting reaction

“ Several chains are “drastically cutting” the product ranges in store.

They also said they were telling their manufacturers to ignore making some products to focus on those for which there is greatest demand.

Meanwhile, competition laws are being relaxed so shops can discuss stock levels and pool staff and resources.

“We currently sell 60 types of sausages - we are moving to a fraction of that,” said one supermarket.

Another said: "We need to make food manufacture as efficient as possible - it makes no sense to pause to change packet sizes or change from one type of pasta to another.

“We have 20 different sizes and styles of pasta, we are moving that to six.”

Is that true for the twats that paid £190+ upfront for a 9 months F1 pass on Now TV (sky sports subsidiary)? It’s the cheapest way to get all Sky Sports channels.

No idea

Which will put all those other companies out of business & add to the unearning.

The Walking Dead 2020 parent Zombies. They ate the unearning

Meanwhile. Zakopane is my favourite place for trips.
No tourists, so Deer have taken over already

The answer seems to be that Now TV is denying refunds. I’m within 14 days, but won’t be tomorrow. I’ve tried to chat on the website (open till midnight) but it’s not working.

As a result I’ve gone postal on Twitter and if I don’t get a helpful response I’ll issue a charge-back to them on my credit card (whatever a charge-back is!).

And out pops Darryl with his crossbow


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Todays Special all over the world

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