:covid_19: 😷 šŸ„ Corona Virus the thread for all your fears ā“

From my industry trade press:

ā€œPrivate hospitals will earn a minimum of Ā£270m from NHS surge deal just for being on standbyā€

Nice work if you can get it…

More public funds leaching into private hands.

Going to be detained apparently- lol

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Now been told to fuck off for good

Not allowed back in for 3 years

I hope Nadal wins it just to put the record a little further out of the arsehole’s reach

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Normal people leave quite a social media trail.

I’d imagine that applies more so to the world #1 tennis player.

Novak’s record bid looking rather shit

France have said only vaccinated will be allowed in, as have the US. Just the UK to pull up the drawbridge and he is stuffed

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Can’t see that happening tbf Too much money.
Hopefully I’m wrong.

Burnley unlucky? Poor management of Covid precautions? Dunno.

It’s bullshit

Unless you have a massive outbreak of Covid they shouldn’t get an exemption

They have just sold an outfield player as well

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No doubt they will sign a striker, but the fixtures will come back to bite them. They have played fewer games than anyone and at least two less than all of the other bottom 10.

Even if no further postponements, they will only have played 50% of their fixtures by 8 Feb

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Will Burnley create another PL record by being relegated after playing only half of their allotted fixtures?
Also tempting fate by risking being relegated twice in one season - PL to championship, championship to league 1, both possibly during next year/season.

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https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-01-12/cannabis-compounds-prevented-covid-infection-in-laboratory-study

Isn’t @pap a recovering Plague Rat??

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Reportedly at 10s of micromolar concentrations, which is not really that impressive. Now if they worked at nanomolar concentrations then it might be something useful.

This could go on the joke thread

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Ah, Magna Carta. That brave Hungarian peasant girl, God bless her. :+1:

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ā€œTo no man shall justice be denied.ā€
Lot of bad people will not be denied justice! - probably not the justice they may be thinking of!:blush:

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A woman! I thought it was a fat guy who drew maps…I know plenty of them.

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Darwinism at its finest

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No, it was a farmer’s daughter from Hungary. She was famous for forcing King John to sign the pledge at Runnymede and close the boozers at half past ten. :rage: