Some unanswered trivial questions.
What happens to sport in full lockdown?
To non-league who have fans back to keep them going?
To teams flying to Eurooean games when Borders get closed?
Prayers for @CB-Saint in the 250 mile traffic jam to get home when its announced.
Thing is Hollywood has led so many to believe the Apocalypse starts with a cough, then next day you run from Zombies & camp in a forest.
Reality is that it will be death by a thousand lockdown…
Whichever has Rum & the best stock of Wine & Iberian Jamon
More bad news is that people will be driving from near and far to take their two daily permitted recreational walks in The New Forest and/or Durdle Door.
First lockdown meal delivered by room service.
Food good but no bloody fighting irons to eat it with. Gone native fingers in use.
fingers were made before forks…maybe not your fingers but still
That’s just a rumour spread around by God.
well I have never heard of my mother being God before but it explains a lot
Amazing how few people need to go for a walk now the weather has turned
You’ll just have to watch Breaking Bad again…I started again this week…perfect. 
Finished watching Better Call Saul last week. They’d better hurry up and make a new series.
Hope you all went & got your haircut today!
Come you stupid fat floppy haired cunt - get on and tell us so I can salvage something from this mess
I am sat in a Tesco car park in padstow not wanting to check in so we can hopefully get our cash back if he knackers us
Funnily enough I had my first haircut since February a couple of days ago. How’s that for timing! It was desperately needed, I was starting to get seriously pissed off with getting mistaken for Brad Pitt every time I ventured out.
Looks like lock down from Thursday. No travel apart from for business.
He’ll keep schools, colleges, universities, construction and manufacturing going though so it won’t work and one month will turn into three again.
Useless fucking cunts.
Watching the bbc prior to the briefing almost cost me an iPhone
Now the y successfully lobbied for the lockdown, they are now asking any one with a PhD if it’s the right things to do
The Ayatollah has told me to stop ranting