:covid_19: 😷 šŸ„ Corona Virus the thread for all your fears ā“

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Woah, woah, woah, there’s no need for all that … my four legged fiance will be getting jealous. :sheep::sheep:

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Is that Baabaara?

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Way back, after the Cup Final in Cardiff was arriving t The Outback - group of Saints fans walking down the middle of the road. One had a Sheep on a ā€œleadā€.
He stood there and shouted - look lads! I’ve pulled!

So random.
So Drunk

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In a similar vein after the semi-final with Chelsea #teenagemutant said similar about the randoms and drunks he met before and after the game

He’s even met Bazza and lived to tell the tale :wink:

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So tried to use the QR code to register going into a pub

Didn’t work

Not sure it’ll that’s the app or my phone or the premises

However, the easiest way to get you assholes to download it is to say you cannot go into a pub without having registered through it

As is The City apparently. Haven’t been able to get into the office in 6 months so ain’t losing sleep over it.

Any views on this new job scheme?

Like the no redundancy no shareholder distribution criteria

This is as good as an example as any why the average citizen needs to be twatted by a good bit of 2x4…

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The Fail reporting that Sage are recommending selective lockdowns for the over 45s

Fuck that

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Logan’s Run begins

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Is anyone really surprised, really??

When’s Jenny Agutter coming round to see me?

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The NUS said that students should be allowed to return to their families

Well if they want to make sure it ripped through the country - that is exactly the way to do it.

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As long as they and their families self-isolate for 14 days and they didn’t use public transport to get home I wouldn’t have a problem with this…

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Company who wrote first NHS Covid-19 app claims their app is better than the current Covid-19 app, quelle surprise…

My youngest went back to Uni in Cardiff on Monday - was looking forward to getting back to student life after an enforced 6 months back at home.

First came licensing restrictions and now lockdown

He’s not a happy chap

World beating again :man_facepalming:

Student fees paid. Student rent paid. Who cares if they get Covid as long as they pay their way?

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The run on toilet rolls is easily explained.
One person coughs and 50 others shit themselves.

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