šŸ‡ØšŸ‡“ Colombia vs :engerland: England - Phillipine vs Fowllyd

Yeah, but it got to Jordan quicker than Peter Andre on a reality TV show.

Great now Sterling is giving it away outside our box. Prick

Bag o’ shite so far tbf

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Might have picked up a niggle/thigh strain tgere. Not Alli me, swerving out the way of the Shisha guy

Stirling drifting on the breeze through the first half like the fall-out from a pillow fight.

Playing ok - well at times and we look solid defensively.

Lacking a bit of creativity. Those cross field passes when we’re in attack need to have a bit more risk to them.

Skip the obvious player next to you and switch play, or play it in to the man marked knowing he’ll hold it up and we’ll get in a better position.

Take a few more risks and back ourselves and we’ll be ok.

No way I’m getting a bathroom trip. Jeez never known them have to turn people away they have the tent I’m in plus a huge dome on the beach that is full

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Was?

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Delly alley and Ashley Young were shit. Colombia lucky to have 11 on the pitch.

Whoosh

Columbia lucky to keep the coaching staff in the pitch.

In other news Mark Geiger ref) will be going home no matter what the result

I’ve never chuckled so much at a post so short.

Props for the setup, @PhilippineSaint.

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Our ā€˜problem’ is that we seem unable to produce a ā€˜mid field general’ - the really smart game controller and I think every WC wining side has had one… in theorem the top teams but one from abroad but they tend to cost60mil plus… why can’t we develop those creative intelligent and ā€˜calming I flue ce’ players?


Tactically sound 1st half. Enough in the tank to keep up the pressure 2nd. Just need some sterling effort to get over the line & to the taxi rank with 2 mins to go.
Or I’ll be here until 3am

What? Like Gerrard
Beckham?
Lanyard?

Sterling effort?? You’ll be bloody lucky.

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Not really in the class of WC winners…

Is it too early to say
Momentum…