Claude Puel Interviews & Press Conferences

OK., How many IMPORTANTs and how many INTERESTINGs?

How many IMPORTANTs and how many INTERESTINGs?

Oh, and how many WINDOW MERCARTOs?

My ears are bleeding.

Good luck redslo.

LMFAO.

You have GOT to listen to Claude trying to say SOLICITATIONS.

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Boufal out for another month.

Stop asking questions about how many times Claude has noshed Arsene off FFS

Forster fit

He’s already answered the question about J-Rod you fucktard.

Asking about Pied’s injury and how bad it is? Don’t they read the internet FFS.

Puel says he will be out between 6 and 9 months…

Another “how much of a bromance do you and Arsene have” question

Bless. Poor bastard.

He’s got a great command of the language but he’s just destined to sound like “Comedy French Bloke #17”.

Listen from 34 seconds in…

https://clyp.it/k343jdau

And to him we must sound like comedy English blokes nos 1 to 60 million :lou_sunglasses:

I thought he was having a stroke.

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OK, Redslo is now officially dead to me.

Here’s the Claude and Vincent double-act.

Don’t know if he’s improving or I’m tuning-in to his delivery, but I’m following much more of what he is saying.

Oh, and the winning “Important” ticket in the “How many times will Claude say Important” sweepstake is 29*

Originally posted by @Optimus-trousers

Sourced from A tweet by SouthamptonFC tweet

@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

We’re LIVE! :movie_camera:

Watch as #SaintsFC’s Claude Puel and @VirgilvDijk preview the #UEL clash with @ACSparta_CZ: http://youtu.be/_Q16ks-BW7Q

Retweets: 5

Favourites: 3

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*It might be 30 or 31 but my son started talking to me and I didn’t have the estomach to rewind and play again.

Originally posted by @Optimus-trousers

Sourced from A tweet by SouthamptonFC tweet

@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

:movie_camera:

We’ll be live from 1.30pm BST, as Claude Puel talks to the media ahead of #SaintsFC’s clash with #Swans. Tune in: http://youtu.be/UGfKOosoWoI

Retweets: 1

Favourites: 3

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He’s definitely stammering less and communicating more clearly.

No real news.

21 is the winning ticket this week. Probably.

For anyone who’s interested, or even if you’re not but you’re just a massive Batman devotee, he’s (BM) posted an excellent word by word summary of his (CP) press conference today… the darkside pre match thread… page 2 halfway down for those who can’t be arsed to trawl through the nonsense

None of his (BM) opinions (bullcrap) just the summary … obviously not as amusing or in depth as Bearsy or Beltch’s, (not a single ‘err’ in it) but good none the less.

Maybe he’s (BM) changed his ways and isn’t going to be a moron (moron) anymore :lou_eyes_to_sky:

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Originally posted by @Simon-says

Originally posted by @saintbletch

LMFAO.

You have GOT to listen to Claude trying to say SOLICITATIONS.

I thought he was having a stroke.

LOL! It’s funny cos he can’t pronounce words like we do

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