These people would probably agree with you, Bear.
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Sry to go on. It just makes v. angar when ppl chat shit about The World. Name a better one?
Send em back to Jupiter, coming over here, typing on our forum, slagging off our worldâŚ
I bet youâll be voting to leave the solar system - Earth is big enough to look after itself, we donât need the sun or the moon!
He will be the new director of the CIA under Ted âwhat is good for america is good for the ROWâ Cruz
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Ppl say we wonât be able to survive if we vote for Solar Exit, but we got on perfectly fine in 4.6m BC when the moon wasnât fully formed, and I donât see why we couldnât agree a similar trade deal now.
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We were perfectly happy in the sea, it was much better before some of us evolved.
But thatâs the whole problem. They Ascended from Jupiter and the whole mess in the Middle East was just a secret way of Harvesting the Earth slowly to get better value for their nectar anti-ageing stuff.
Maybe I should watch fewer crap movies
Ppl always say that until a load of dolphins move in their own street, and then its all about how theyâre going round in pods not integrating, and making echolocation clicks at all hours
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Originally posted by @Bearsy
Ppl say we wonât be able to survive if we vote for Solar Exit, but we got on perfectly fine in 4.6m BC when the moon wasnât fully formed, and I donât see why we couldnât agree a similar trade deal now.
Get up to speed my, having a shit in the woods friend, itâs SEXIT ⌠you of all anaimals should have known that
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Is that necessary?
I mean, we could try aiming for the recreation of some perceived golden age (bit difficult, given that someone in The World is normally kicking the fuck out of each other).
I am very grateful for planet Earth. I love its magnetic fields, gravity, natural beauty and ability to prevent us all from spinning off into the blackness of space. However, I do think our management of the planet is entirely fucked up, a lot of people are cunts, and when someone eventually sorts out the basics weâre going to be regarded as some of the thickest fuckers this planet has ever hosted.
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Theyâre the enemy within, Bear. They wonât stop til they see this world ruined. For srs.
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Originally posted by @pap
However, I do think our management of the planet is entirely fucked up, a lot of people are cunts, and when someone eventually sorts out the basics weâre going to be regarded as some of the thickest fuckers this planet has ever hosted.
What a load of bollocks, we have done more to improve The World than any ppl since God! World was flat, and that was causing problems cos it was v.dangerous and no good for skiing, so we made it more round. Sun was going round World, and then we said, listen up! Wouldnât it be better if World went round Sun? And then we fixed that too. I know that was mostly long time ago, but weâre still doing improvements all the time! Like when the World was getting Holes in itâs face, so we invented roll-on deoderant, and that fixed the holes.
How you can say weâre worse than i.e. dinosaurs is beyond me. Dinosaurs, first sign of trouble they all got in their time machines and set the clock forward 65 million years. Theyâre sposed to be turning up next Tuesday, and I will be v.surprised if theyâre not highly impressed with what weâve done with The World.
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Originally posted by @Bearsy
What a load of bollocks, we have done more to improve The World than any ppl since God! World was flat, and that was causing problems cos it was v.dangerous and no good for skiing, so we made it more round. Sun was going round World, and then we said, listen up! Wouldnât it be better if World went round Sun? And then we fixed that too. I know that was mostly long time ago, but weâre still doing improvements all the time! Like when the World was getting Holes in itâs face, so we invented roll-on deoderant, and that fixed the holes.
How you can say weâre worse than i.e. dinosaurs is beyond me. Dinosaurs, first sign of trouble they all got in their time machines and set the clock forward 65 million years. Theyâre sposed to be turning up next Tuesday, and I will be v.surprised if theyâre not highly impressed with what weâve done with The World.
Dinosaurs didnât have laptops, Bear.
Weâre going to be marked as particularly stupid as we live in the so-called information age and very few people are clued up. The generational equivalent of a Premier League footballer that blows all his cash at the bookies.
Dinosaurs didnât have laptop cos they lived outdoors so didnât need to invent Windows they would prob have had iPad tho. But that is not The Issue.
With respect, ur making my Argument for me. You say not enough ppl is Clue Up, but it is still more than Ever Before.
I just want you, and rallboy, and everyone else to admit that The World is the best of all worlds, that humans is the best of all bros, and that our bros right now is the best of all bros ever. It really shouldnât be that hard. The evidence is All Around You.
Edit: And that Chilcot is the best of all enquiries, to keep it On Topic
⌠and Scheuer is the bestest psycologically damaged sociopath at the CIA who has recently had a video uploaded of him.
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yeah that is fine but I donât want to put any more things on the Bill after that or weâll never get it through Congress
You can get any shit through Congress. They hold the bear in such high esteem that everyone in america has the right to have arms like a bear even if the arenât one
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K-PAX. Light Years ahead of us Bear.
Originally posted by @pap
I am very grateful for planet Earth. I love its magnetic fields, gravity, natural beauty and ability to prevent us all from spinning off into the blackness of space. However, I do think our management of the planet is entirely fucked up, a lot of people are cunts
Great post. Our world is an amazing place. An incredibly beautiful gift, which we as a species, who should be using our privileged place as its âso-calledâ most âintelligentâ species, to be its caretakers and stewards, responsible for the wellbeing of our host and all those âlesserâ species than us. Yet instead of creating an earthly paradise, where all have what they need to enjoy a good life from the more than bountiful supply â we blow the place to fucking pieces, kill each other by the millions, and a small handful super-rich cunts form a little clique, and steal all the money that should being used on curing diseases, feeding the starving, and improving the quality of life of those in the greatest need amongst us â then stash it in fucking Panama offshore accounts.
The World: the most amazing opportunity ever â ruined by cunts.