After the “Add the ing to a film” thread, i thought i’d trot out this old one, courtesy of ISIHAC.
Starter for ten.
“Got To Get You Into My Wife”
The Police - ‘‘Wanking on the Moon’’.
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Culture Club - ‘‘Korma Chameleon’’, mmmm tasty.
If we’re going for food, i’ll have a “dove supreme”.
Recipe available from John Coltrane, Will Downing & some fat dancer.
It started with a piss.
If it were sung by George Michael.
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Al Green has always been a favourite and Let’s Slay Together has a certain ring to it.
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Courtesy of Daft Punk, Pharrell Williams and co.
Get Fucky
Abba win a fishing competition.
I have a bream.
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And don’t forget the old Ella Fitzgerald classic “cry me a rivet”
Early heavy metal.
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Eight lays a week.
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Did Richard Hell and The Voidoids really sing
I belong to the black generation?
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Bruce Springsteen “My Homotown” a nod to the LGBTQ “community” - whatever the fuck that is.
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Credence Clearwater Revival “Have you ever seen the Bain”
Bob?..Bob?..
Jump into the Dire - Harry Nilsson
…looking at threads on the other place.
Voodoo Chili - Hendrix eats spooky food.
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Flesh dance
A proper meaning of the original title
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Porn in the USA.
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Katie Price is recording an old seventies classic.
The Monster Gash.
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Have we done reg dwight yet? 
Don’t let the son go down on me
Goodbye, yellow prick road
Your dong
Crocodile cock
Candle in the wine
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Tumbling Mice … Mick Jagger gives advice on rodenticide
We Ate Family … Sister Sledge star in a controversial US episode of Come Dine with Me.
Wank this Way … Aerosmith gives out frank tips on self love.
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