@ the AESSEAL New York Stadium!!!
We could quite possibly go into this game two points behind Leeds.
AESSEAL are a French company that make very expensive seals for pumps.
I have spent a lot of money with them over the years.
TBF I read it as some sore of rectal sealant company
For your penis pump?
That’s no way to refer to his girlfriend.
sore of rectal
have you seen a doctor yet?
There was this proctologist examining a patient who’d swallowed his glass eye. Doctor rears back in shock and says “I’ve been looking up arseholes for thirty years, this is the first time I’ve seen anyone staring back…”
“What’s the matter, don’t you trust me?”
They already made us look stupid this season and made sure to invte extra loads of our fans to watch it happen again.
Frustrating loss needing a snort of Charly
They have drawn 6 home games and lost 5. This will be struggle to unlock an obdurate defence not a goal-fest
We’ll fucking murder 'em.
I think we will win this, but it won’t be pretty and inspiring.