AA crossbar… 
Hit the bar but build up was astonishingly beautiful
Also says we’ve had 12 shots and 6 on target - symptomatic of our inability to hit the onion bag too.
Its been fucking shocking. They’ve had 2 shots, 2 on target and 2 goals. We look like we’ll not score before Sunday
Tbh Ruddy has haf no clue how he saved a couple of them.
Think he saved one shot on target with his left testicle
Bit like premature ejaculation 
Nothing wrong with that…it’s the other side that’s too slow.
Stephens dribbling length of pitch
My beer is too strong
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Are our goals at Staplewood much bigger?
The Cornish Maldini 
The way he lumbered up the pitch, it was more like Cornish Pasty
Probably not but they’re practicing against Baz and it depends on the lunar cycle whether it’s Baz the Goalie or Baz the Flapper
Half time stats make for shocking reading … 76% possession, 16 shots, 7 on target, 1 goal. How’s Russball working out for everyone today ?
Half time poll
Do I bother finding a stream to watch the second half
Should I bother watching the second half
- No
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Just how the fuck do we have 2 players going in on the keeper
Stephens & Manning.
Christ on a bike
Ffs even Arma cannot shoot
BROOOOOKKKKSSS! 2 - 2 hahaha. 55 minutes.
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