I’m sorry to report that your man in the Carrot colony is attending this one. Bearing in mind that the last win I saw was in the Koeman era, I apologise in advance for jinxing the outcome … another loss it is.
I shall, however, be shouting obscenities from the terraces and booing at the full time whistle.
Saint CD
…and distressingly it will be shown live on Sky Sports + …i.e. on the red button. 
If I can get it on the WiFi over here then I shall attempt to watch it
Heaven
Must be missing an Angel.
He’s on our bench tonight
Oh wait…
Bloody spellchecker
Comedy moment but narrich keeper gets away with it.
Goes to clear hits it into Stewart so counts as a shot on target!
Then we start going all Russell Martin again
Ffs
Spellchecker to aisle 3 please!
Fuckin’ hell nearly another OG. 
The passing is 100% so far, found a Yellow shirt every time.
Looks like another very promising young defensive liability on the books. 
Nathan Wood giving away an utterly pointless free kick on the edge of the box, turned over by McCarthy.
The shape is wrong.
Wing backs sitting deep so Downes & Charles getting swamped nothing gets forward or if does, no support
Downes hasn’t found one of ours yet.
Now we’ve got our own defenders injuring each other. This should be on the fucking Comedy Channel.
Neither side looks like they’ve ever played football before.
Our attack
Works.
Every
Time
Fuck me Archer scores a goodun.
We still seem to be playing Martin’s brinkmanship at the back. 
