It’s taken me most of my adult life to perfect frottaging, I haven’t got time to take up flippin’ furtling as well.
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You do know what frottage is?
frottage/ˈfrɒtɑːʒ/
noun
1.the technique or process of taking a rubbing from an uneven surface to form the basis of a work of art.
2.the practice of touching or rubbing against the clothed body of another person in a crowd as a means of obtaining sexual gratification.
I’m hoping you think it is definition 1)
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but hoping against hope…
Shlong on form in 1st 30secs
35 to be precise!!
You were saying??
Shlong - finally
1:0
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I must admit I do like a good frot now and again.
but furtvie frottaging whilst furtling works
_Get in there. _
I knew VvD was stopping Long from scoring by…well he just was.
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Pied looks in trouble
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Keep up Baz
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HT 1:0
Half way there.
Watching a dodgy US stream. Adverts are giving me a hankering for Subway and Wendy’s 
Celebrating Krugers enlightening comments ?
Which took longer Shane scoring or sfc board talking?
Reading the bloody transcript on here tbf
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1/4 pounder and coke for just $5 
Pitch looks like a cackers back yard. Think this has helped Shane long.
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