:pl: :brightonfc: Brighton and Hove Albion v Saints :saints:

Missed that one. (My typo). :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Are you trying to tell me this wasn’t really planned…

SAS report good one Trevor

SAS Match Report v Brighton:

  • While the commentators are busy discussing Brighton’s home goal drought, Forster and Salisu decide to do an impression of a honeymooning couple at the beach and embrace on the 6-yard line. Tap in. 1-0. Hasselhoff FC

  • With a second looking imminent we decide to try something different and actually attack, with Tino launching a thunder bastard from 25 yards that puts a dent in the post. Che couldn’t quite get a toe on the rebound. If that’s Ian Thorpe it’s 1-1

  • Just before half time we finally have a Saints player putting the ball in the net. Unfortunately it’s at the wrong end for Salisu. 2-0. Cracking finish tbf. You can see why the Big 6 have been looking at him.

  • Nathan Ronaldinho has seen enough and decides to walk around half the Brighton team before being brought down just outside the box. Penalty for Saints.

  • With the ref already standing back on the halfway line to restart, Prowsey does Prowsey things. 2-1. Seat 1B to Doha please.

  • At HT Ralph calls Romeu over. Not for a chat, but to draw a black triangle on top of his head.

  • For some reason the ref and linesmen are running a few minutes late for the start of the second half, which isn’t too bad considering it took Brighton half an hour to resurface.

  • Making the most of the numerical advantage Saints attack with Nathan Ronaldinho passing to a freshly triangled Oriol Ronaldo whose back-heel sets up a perfect Prowsey finish. Class. 2-2. If you listen carefully you can hear Gareth writing the words ‘James Ward-Prowse’ on a team sheet.

  • Brighton finally turn up.

  • VAR draws some lines.

  • Some subs and shit.

  • FT: 2-2

Get well soon Tino :innocent:

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The best duck of the season from a player in Hampshire…

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Tino has done his ACL. 9 months out.