I was merely stating that Duck’s designation bothered me little, illustrated with an example.
And please. He wasn’t a bloke. He was a soft-arsed public school bag o’ shite.
Let’s be real. He was 8 years old.
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I’m a lot less optimistic bout Brexit now I know tokyos family are involved. We should just call it off imo.
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He was a Taylor Swift 22, tyvm.
Also, in perhaps a moment’s foreshadowing of future conflict,he called himself Brett.
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Whatever… truely fucking bizzare line to your argument.
Who’s arguing?
His parents must be gutted though. A cool quarter of a mil spent on a dunce son that ends up at a clearing quality former poly, and gets beaten up by me.
They certainly prepared him for life. Arf.
See this is where we will always differ, as I have never had an issue with deeper integration… (anyone who is a Trekky knows one day we will be a single planetary union) - Boarders and nationalism are merely there to satisfy our liitle prejudices and massage our egos that somehow we are superior.They are also really only there to avoid us having to share what we have. Fundementally that is why we are frightened of open borders and migrants…we dont want to share our wealth with those just wanting to improve their lot… Yes there are real practical issues that come with that, but we either commit to a long term ideal and work on an eventual solution, or take the selfish route… which we have done… the obsession with sovereignty that is a few centuries old post various invasions and integrations from the Vikings, Romans, Saxons, French… in a time frame of 2 million years of human evolutuions seems at best a bit ridiculous… and its only because we only really care about ourselves, not what has been or what is to come…
With respect to influence, what did we expect when we were never committed to the deal or making it work, demanding rebates and veto powers that went beyond waht teh EU was set for? We have never been able to be leaders because we only ever wanted to be bit part players, taking the Commercial value, without accepting the deeper integration.
What happens economoically is anyones guess. Odds are in favourof a clusterfuck, but who knows, but to focus on that is again the to focus on the self, not the broader and more fundemental questions. Each to their own, but that does still not deal with the issues over how the whole vote was in effect far from truely democratic, and the clusterfuck that is our attempt at withdrawal…
Pap - carrying and educational chip on his shoulder for 20 years… 
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Not so much that I felt the need to pay for it.
I dunno man. On first read it does sound like a glorious moment! The common man standing up against the oppressive forces of the bourgeoisie. It’s a lot like the March on Versailles. But I’m suspicion somehow. I feel like we need an independant witness. It might not have been quite as heroic or conclusive as pap suggests.
Was @intiniki present?
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In 1997, I called someone a soft-arsed public school bag o’ shite. The bloke descended four floors to attempt to lamp me and got beaten to fuck for his troubles.
I am sure his parents think that was good value for money.
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I think the parents would be more disappointed with the fact their son was brawling with those from below stairs. It lacks class, and is certainly a poor reflection upon him as a gentleman.
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It’s ok. The posh kid worked his way up to become a mod on saints web and took great pleasure in banning pap just a couple of days after his £5 cleared in the account. The rich always get richer.
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Bizare.
I went to see Roy Chubby Brown last night, cos someone from work was going, and I said I’d go along. Small club in Birmingham. Packed out tho tbf.
I’ve not seen this bro before, but I’ve heard of him. I was quite prepared to be Shocked. He done some stuff against non-whites and women etc but it was quite tame overall I thought. I mean, it was interest to hear words like Wog and Nigger again, and suprising to learn that Jordan is still in the Public Consciousness, but the jokes was not very Vicious. Maybe it’s always been that way, but I feel like he was pulling punches. Didn’t make sense to me. I feel like if ur gonna do the Racist jokes, you may as well go full out, rather than slide into them kinda apologetically. I’ve certainly seem much more vicious comedy when it’s aimed at i.e. Donald Trump or whoever.
Here is a few jokes i can remember:
Had a vasectomy. Didn’t fucking work. Only thing that changed was my kids started coming out a different colour.
Got absolutely leathered the other night. We’ve all been there. Woke up next morning. Looked across. Fuck me! Ugliest woman you ever seen! Fat as a whale. Skid marks all the way up her nightie. Oh well, I thought. Least I made it home.
Went to the marriage cousellor. Told him all our problems. Oh dear, he said, haven’t you two got anything in common? I said yeah, neither of us suck cock.
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Do you want to hear the one that was so blatantly tired and 70s, that it even had the Birmingham Working Man’s Club Full Of Middle Aged White Men shifting uncomfortably in seats?
“When black blokes do it from behind, do they call it Woggy Style?”
I mean. Jesus.
Clarification from BBB there just in case Mrs BBB was looking in or the PC police?
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Fuck me. More repeats than the Beeb.
Thanks for your contribution
He did make some effort to update his act tho. He sung that Ed Sheeran Shape of You song, but he changed the lyrics so instead of going, “I’m in love with your body” it went, “I’m in love with your fanny”.
Such scenes. Imagine the mirth! 
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