OMG, more breaking news - I can’t keep up!
yes! Good News hat-trick!
Edit: soz with respect to those poor corpses hanging off Alton Towers scaffolding RIP
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oh and another one of the kennedy’s being RIP i spose RIP
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Dear Dr Rosenpenis,
Please stop digging a hole for yourself.
thank you.
ok soz. I bet i.e. Kat & Les Reed are v.pleased bout this cos it will affect our Budget.
Originally posted by @Dr.-Rosenpenis
ok soz.
That’s OK. I only replied because I wanted an excuse to write ‘Dear Dr Rosenpenis’
why don’t you do a name change coxford lou are you not tired of coxford lou i would prob just be lou if i was you cos it’s not like we have so many lou’s on here that we would otherwise be confused think about it
Tempting, as I don’t like Coxford, and I don’t like being called cocksforlou. But plain Lou seems a bit dull…
you could prob be i.e. Nurse Muncher or something like that but you would have to respect my authority bc i would outrank you
Nurse Ratched
Dear Dr. Rosenpenis,
I’m most honoured to receive your suggestion. I find your assertiveness and authority of utmost intrigue, and frequently find myself pondering on the strength of your intellect at moments of female weakness. Often I find myself in a moment of reverie whilst alone, wondering about your steadfast advice. I frequently find myself yearning for your soft words of wisdom and your powerful hands expressing the emotion of your feelings.
However - doesn’t Muncher mean I like women? If so, no thanks.
Forever in your arms,
Louise.
omg lol “cowgirl”, was rusty trombone taken???
I’m picturing Lou as Cowgirl right at this very minute; after an appropriate amount of recovery time - about 24 hours these days - I’m gonna picture her as Nurse Ratched, then let you know which one I prefer.
Dear Dr. Rosenpenis,
I’m not sure mocking my name is very professional behaviour for a gynaecologist, but FYI, it was a short term fix until I could decide a better permanent name.
Thanks Halo, that’s much more constructive.
Well, that’s one way of putting it, Lou
OMG I just don’t know who or what Nurse Ratched is. What am I missing.
Sh sh sh ee wa wa s th th e evil ma ma ma tron in One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest who made poor Billy stutter