🇧🇷 Brazil v Belgium 🇧🇪 @Llwybr-Cyhoeddus v @KRG - Friday 6th July 19:00 BBC

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It’s Pele v Tintin…

It’s @Llwybr-Cyhoeddus versus @Llwybr-Cyhoeddus…

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More Hercule Poirot then Herge…

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Do you have any idea how difficult it is to find something vaguely punny with these introductions?

Especially with fucking @KRG’s fucking Belgium.

Thanks to your Poirot reference I’m now complete fucking out of fucking Belgians.

I’m dreading it if they get any further. I’m currently googling Herman Van Rompuy.

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You missed out on Monks, and Leffe.
In fact you could simply have waffled on for hours Bletch.

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Hey @Llwybr-Cyhoeddus, fuck you!

:belgium::belgium::belgium::belgium::belgium::belgium::belgium::belgium::belgium::belgium:

:beers::beers::beers::beers::beers::beers::beers::beers::beers::beers:

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Please can the Belgians win… I am fucking fed up of that cunt Neymar … and his sycophants

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Apologies… already counted as on hols En France… Cycled 130km this morning in 30C heat and then Mrs AG provided ice cold beers for footie… marvellous

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Mrs AG seems well trained as seems a wonderfully understanding lady.

Any tips we can apply to our respective other halves (that don’t result in a swift kick in the nadgers)?

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Yes.
Perhaps accompanying her to a Doctors appointment despite a WC Qtr final may be wise

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Hi @KRG, no more than I would expect you bearded cunt.

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I apologize, I wrote that in a hurry.
It should have read … you losing bearded cunt.
All the best

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I have paid a hefty price for such ‘service’ - cooking , washing up, dishwasher empty, DIY, ironing, DIY … more DIY I am also head toilet cleaner😳

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Belgium lead.

Own goal.

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Get in - I am wanting another 1-7

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Bearded cunt 1 - 0 Welsh bloke

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Surely that’s a goal to Brasil then??

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Have I got the home away wrong way round ? I want Bel 7-1 Neymarcunt

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That would have made me write Brazil lead.

Have you had your Ovaltine too early?

I SAID HAVE YOU HAD YOUR OVALTINE TOO EARLY?

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Waht…can you type a bit louder.

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