🍻 🍺 :bournemouthfc: Born, mouth ready for beer!

My head hurts…

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Serves you right for sipping congealing horse piss in the company of twats*.
That said, by half time I was ready to go back there and drink the place dry.
The guy dressed as Grayson Perry (above) who was shitfaced after two winegums, must have been the only one who thought the game was a good night out.

*The Company of Twats is a Conan Doyle classic in which Holmes develops and takes speed, murders a violin solo, and treats his housekeeper so badly that she pisses in every single cup of Earl Grey she ever makes him.

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