Ignore me, Iām getting the Farmhouse and the Stable confused, easy thing to do really!!
I, of course, know how to get to the Stableā¦
Fuck off, heās not getting a lift with me.
Sat by the stairs .
True story.
Just shown this to my West Ham supporting mate. Walked him through the role call of who was who and when I got to 'slowlane he asked āis that a woman?ā.
Lol
I said āyeah, very much so. Heās 6 foot 3ā
He said āwell he needs a hair cutā.
Lol.
Thatās what I said to Bob when he showed it to meā¦God I look like my Grandmotherā¦Iām having my hair cut next week.
What has once been seen cannot be unseen
Youāre lucky I took the photo 
Lightweights the lot of you, Iām now in the Rockstone, on my own, and theyāve run out of stout AND Unity beersā¦
Should have come back for some rum;)
You think Iām going in your house with the women you knowā¦
As featured on the new daytime tv programme āBritainās Least Wantedā
OK, so eyes closed and laughing isnāt a good look.
I think I recognise 3 of you and thatās without ever having metā¦ but who the love hold of Eddie Howe and David Beckham at the back there?
Also the chap next to Bletchley and his fine Barnet?
Thought youād just gone blind since we last metā¦though I was disappointed that the pic didnāt show you more āTurning Japaneseāā¦
left to right: S05, me ,Bucks, Fowllyd, slowlane. Or Take Twat as weāre known in the business.
Thatās not the way to market yourself.
Keep it simple and lie as little as possible.
Next time try, happiest person there.
Liking your thinking there.