My partner said earlier that I’ve become a bit too cheery since my change of job and part time hours.
Boom. Watching Johnson on that news going into number 10 just hit me like a tonne of bricks.
Back to a bit of anxiety and low mood.
Fuck me, I wasn’t remotely expecting anything as brutal as that. With the obvious exception of Grayling, Johnson’s cabinet makes the last lot look like a shining example of quiet competence. Patel, Raab, Williamson, and so many more. Plus, of course, two of the twattiest of the former cabinet are still there - The Saj and Matt “half-hour” Hancock.
Operation Clusterfuck 2019 finally has the dream team in place.
I just need to get some more Pringles in and another Nesquik, then I’m ready for the show to start, it’s going to be fucking hilarious!
Unless you’re poor, old, foreign or ill.
Then again, when all his half-baked non-plans go to shit, which they will, the PM can blame Corbyn or foreigners, that’s the standard approach taught at Spin School.
