Best Lines From A Movie

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Robert Shaw, improvised the whole scene.

You’re so fuckin’ suave, Clyde.

Seems silly but this scene scared the bejeezus out me when I first saw it.

Then later I enjoyed this scene a bit too much

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Then cried for no reason

Another Life of Brian one from me,

Crucifixion?.. Good.

And I never though I would say it but I agree with Pap, for me it is the funniest film ever.

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If you fucking beat this prick long enough, he’ll tell you he started the goddamn Chicago fire, now that don’t necessarily make it fucking so!

Shut the fuck up, fat man!

It occured to me last night that it is not often that a “reboot” “re-imagining” of a classic movie actually retains many of the classic lines from the original

The Original may be a bit old for some of you but it was a classic in its day

Ned Pepper: What’s your intention? Do you think one on four is a dogfall?

Rooster Cogburn: I mean to kill you in one minute, Ned. Or see you hanged in Fort Smith at Judge Parker’s convenience. Which’ll it be?

Ned Pepper: I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man.

Rooster Cogburn: Fill your hand, you son of a bitch!

The sequel

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“Being called a cocksucker isn’t personal?”

“No, it’s two nouns combined to elicit a prescribed response”

“What if somebody calls my mama a whore?”

“Is she?”

I started making one up about a farmyard porno featuring people on here, and then I was physically sick at my own depraved imagination and had to delete it all.

pap: Pass the chicken, Goat

Goatboy: I ain’t finished with her yet

yeah is kinda depraved

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For comic effect Arnie in Total Recall

‘Consider that a divorce’

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Sometimes you can’t beat the classics. Shed load of great lines in here, and all from one film. The fact that the film was taken from a Raymond Chandler novel didn’t exactly hurt.

‘‘Do you mind if I smoke, whilst you eat?’’

…does anyone get it? :lou_surprised:

No. Can you draw us a picture perhaps?

er… no, would get a ban :lou_is_a_flirt:

Stick it up my drainpipe before he gets back

Anal angels 4.