Robert Shaw, improvised the whole scene.
Youâre so fuckinâ suave, Clyde.
Another Life of Brian one from me,
Crucifixion?.. Good.
And I never though I would say it but I agree with Pap, for me it is the funniest film ever.
If you fucking beat this prick long enough, heâll tell you he started the goddamn Chicago fire, now that donât necessarily make it fucking so!
Shut the fuck up, fat man!
It occured to me last night that it is not often that a ârebootâ âre-imaginingâ of a classic movie actually retains many of the classic lines from the original
The Original may be a bit old for some of you but it was a classic in its day
Ned Pepper: Whatâs your intention? Do you think one on four is a dogfall?
Rooster Cogburn: I mean to kill you in one minute, Ned. Or see you hanged in Fort Smith at Judge Parkerâs convenience. Whichâll it be?
Ned Pepper: I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man.
Rooster Cogburn: Fill your hand, you son of a bitch!
The sequel
âBeing called a cocksucker isnât personal?â
âNo, itâs two nouns combined to elicit a prescribed responseâ
âWhat if somebody calls my mama a whore?â
âIs she?â
I started making one up about a farmyard porno featuring people on here, and then I was physically sick at my own depraved imagination and had to delete it all.
pap: Pass the chicken, Goat
Goatboy: I ainât finished with her yet
yeah is kinda depraved
Sometimes you canât beat the classics. Shed load of great lines in here, and all from one film. The fact that the film was taken from a Raymond Chandler novel didnât exactly hurt.
ââDo you mind if I smoke, whilst you eat?ââ
âŚdoes anyone get it?
No. Can you draw us a picture perhaps?
er⌠no, would get a ban
Stick it up my drainpipe before he gets back
Anal angels 4.