BTW
You lot do realise Ant & Dec are actually @bearsy & @tokyo-saint
Just saying…
Anyone seen Bear lately?
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Honeymoon, srs, RIP 
Honeymoon is our codeword for rehab.
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They tried to make me go on honeymoon but I said no , no, no.
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Just as an aside, some time ago i was chatting to my mate who was regaling me with a story about a stripper he had taken back to his flat for some nookie.
“…so i got see see her Ant & Dec…”
“…Eh?”
" half bald twat and little arsehole."
It has become common gentlemans parlance since.
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They’re going to have a reminiscence tour…
PJ & Drunken
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I’ve heard Ant is being replaced by Pete Doherty.
Less controversial
Ant and Wrecked.
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I can nearly see his tiny Dec.
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I’d have no problem taking the pap and @saintbletch show on the road, with certain amendments.
I think we’d ape the Richard and Judy format quite well. Bletch would be Judy, trying desperately to keep her wayward husband from exploding on national television.
In many ways I think Sotonians has been the perfect test run for this inevitability.
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