J Rod and Long upfront. I’m feeling this.
4-4-2 then?
Forster
Cedric Fonte VVD Bertrand
Tadic Romeu Wanyama Davis
JRod Long
Strong bench:
Stek Yoshida Martina Clasie JWP Mané Pellè
The stripey breakfast bowl and Spoonsized Shreaded Wheat combo to work their magic yet again. 3 - 0 to our brave lads…JRod 2 Mane 1 after coming on as a late sub.
Will be an open game I think. 2-3
Urggh…
Shlong hit the bar with first attack of the game.
Should have scored.
Shlong scores!
1-0!
Easy header…
six yards out, completely unmarked.
Ryan Bertrand’s 4th assist of the season…
Shlong’s 9th goal of the season, (his highest Premier League total to date).
Get in there Longy!
Bacuna misses easy chance for Villa.
Whipped cross, free header, and he fucked it up.
Lol. Villa fans let out a huge cheer…
as a paper aeroplane makes its way from the stands, and manages to land on the pitch.
Well, they need something to cheer about.
Virgil strikes from a cleared corner…
hits the post!
Ball cleared.
Davis plays in Shlong…
scores…
fucking offside flag.
Westwood breaks through…
should score…
brilliant challenge from Cedric, deflects ball to Fraser.
Long into the area…
squares to Tadic…
Scores!!!
2-0!!!
Villa are absolute dogshit.
Westwood scores.
1-2.
Cunt.
Piss poor defending apparently.
Half time.
fucking skate cunt.
Clasie on for Wanyama for 2nd Half.
Great build up – 22 passes…
Jay-Rod volley, should have scored…
but Corner saints.
Cleared.
Long played in…
Guzan saves.
Great run from Ryan, beats Hutton, who brings him down cynically on edge of area.
Yellow card, free kick.