Can Saints beat the Championship side at their own gaff?
Fuck Yeah!
J-Rod to score.
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I am go to this with my villa bros. I am look forward to it, it should be a v.poisonous atmosphere, as it is their first game since Relegate. I hear there are all kinds of Protests planned.
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me bones arenāt confident in predicting this. My head says we will win because theyāre so utterly shit but Iāve got a niggling doubt in my balls. Like a wounded animal they could lash out and actually beat us.
2-1 Saints
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sorry, thatās a typo. I meant 22-1 saints.
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J Rod to take a tumble like he did in Our Nigeās penultimate game. Take the pen himself. Villa to miss numerous chances 2nd half. Job done.
Would be nice to put in a strong finish to the season, but feel 8th will be our finishing spot.
Originally posted by @Bearsy
I am go to this with my villa bros. I am look forward to it, it should be a v.poisonous atmosphere, as it is their first game since Relegate. I hear there are all kinds of Protests planned.
Hey, Bear. Fancy a pint or several in The Barton Arms before the demo?
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As the season draws to a closeā¦my chance of a pre match ale with the fellow brothers of papsweb diminishesā¦ now either this is some sort of kismetic (is that a word?) force preventing such a monumental session (and consequences) or I have just been too much of a lazy arse to get this organisedā¦ then againā¦
Papnail needs boozeā¦
Brave Match Thread to take on Goatboy. 
This could go any way.
In theory ā we should batter them, or at least secure a comfortable win.
Unrest at Villa Park. Protests. Directors resigning. One of the few ābigā clubs to have never been relegated in the Premier League era, are crashing and burning. Youād expect them to crumble under the scrutiny of the occasion.
But they just might show some bottle and rise to it. It is us, afterall. And they seem to like actually turning up for a change and beating Southampton.
I cursed the last game with my positive prediction, so Iāll not offer one up this week, and see if it has any beneficial effect.
Looking forward to it though, with enthusiasm, albeit a touch of trepidation.
Iām not going as the lad is playing cricket so expect a result!
Originally posted by @Lets-B-Drinking
Hey, Bear. Fancy a pint or several in The Barton Arms before the demo?
I will be (s)wanking it up in the corps with 5 course Silver Service and all the Free Drinks you can consume srs. We bears move in such elevated circles now srs!
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In theory theyāll roll over and weāll have the points wrapped up by around 3.30pm on Saturday.
What worries me is the likes of Lescott telling the press in last weekās post-match interview that relegation is a āreliefā. Sets alarm bells off that their could start playing freely (and with one eye towards securing moves away from the sunk ship).
Why couldnāt we have faced them in any of the previous 9 fixture slots?!
Was gonna watch this at home.
Then a legendary ex TSW and official part time member of Dubai Saints turned up in Saudi for a 6 week contract.
He contacted me in total despair after being there 5 minutes and was already in need of a Bacon Sandwich and an OSH. So heās burnt up his airmiles and is heading over to Chateau DP for the weekend.
Just as I thought weād have a quiet weekend sipping the OSH & Tsing Tao and catching rays in the Garden, our Twitmeister pulled off the ASTONISHING coup of arranging a Beer & Cider Festival. Being the main man, we get a discount on the vouchers so the entire Dubi International Casual Krew are heading down for four hours of Frontier Lager & Thatchers Vintage washed down with an Estrella and some London Pride.
Which is actually my way of saying our crowd are gonna be wasted by the time the game kicks off tomorrow and we probably wonāt know what the hellās going onā¦
Villa are garbage, we are Saints. We always clusterfuck it up against garbage.
Piss of Price Pikey youād never pay for that, youāve secured some freebies for some āservicesā rendered no doubt!
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Lescott is relieved because now he doesnāt even have to pretend to give a fuck. Swan about collecting your Ā£40K per week Joleon and hope your phone doesnāt go off in your pocket again.
Villa have been fucking shit all season. They will not turn into Real Madrid just because they are already relegated.
0-3 Saints 
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As You Know iām with a load of villa bros at the match today, so Iām preparing some statements to troll + annoy them. This is what Iāve got so far:
āItās such a shame, because Villa used to be quite a big club. I mean, you might not remember because it was a long time ago, but we used to consider Villa away to be a fairly difficult game.ā
āIām quite optimistic for the Villa next season. I mean, obviously theyāll have to get some players in, but if they spend wisely Iād give them a fair chance of avoiding relegation.ā
āItās quite a nice ground, isnāt it? I just worry itās a bit big for the Villa at the moment. It might make sense to ground-swap with West Brom for a few years; it would be nice to see it full.ā
Any other suggestions? Try and keep them subtle. I donāt want to be Punch In Face RIP
Try:
āHa. Iām laughing my cock off. You fucking deserve to go down for dressing like a bunch of cunts that time you broke the crossbar at the Dell. Although you probably wiped that from your memory along with the buttfucking we gave you outside the Winston after the game.ā
I dunno, man. Whilst I am quite looking forward to gently ribbing the long-suffering Villa fans, I wasnāt going to go quite as far as confessing to homosexual rape attacks I committed outside the Winston in 1992, or whenever it was.
Yeah, go with gently rimming. That should heal some wounds.
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