What are the odds of getting a wank from the pope (Asking for a friend/Numptiboi)?
He is happy to give two at the same time. So you and Numptyboi are in luck!
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Fuck me it’s Shroppie! As I live and breath.
I need my holiday.
Sometimes needs must
I’ve been there. It has quite a history…been under construction for longer than Sagrada Família.
Sorry. I could have sworn that was Shroppie. Perhaps it was Selwyn Froggett. Scotty! Help!
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Forgive me if I’m wrong but I’m sure it was Scotty who first drew our attention to the uncanny likeness between Shroppie of this parish and the TV superstar Selwyn Froggett. Scotty!!!?
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I must confess I haven’t seen a picture of our Scotty, I have clearly been missing out. Is it possible that Scotty and Shroppie could be related? I think we should be told!
Oh, God no! They couldn’t be related, could they??? 
Separated at birth?
Count yourself lucky mate, I’m somewhat more dissipated than Shroppie. 
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As the man said, separated at birth.
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Tbf I can’t tell the difference- 2 (ahem!) Middle aged men….
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