Good news and bad news.
It’s great to see you back, on the other hand we’re about to start charging for memberships £4.99 for ex-Saintswebbers or £13.50 for ex-Saintswebber cunts like you.
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No worries, I’ll buy you a 1/2 pint and nick your wallet once you’ve passed out…simples ya big 
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Good to see you mate - welcome back!
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Indeed, welcome back Cobs.
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The name rings a bell but I can’t remember details…is he a tame one and is he older than me?
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Don’t be silly now. Even I’m not older than you.
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Hmmm…you can’t blame me for asking…looking after my position of “Father of The House” 
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Only Adam would be older than you…
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…Blackmore??
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Yeah, wind your neck in Dorian…
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eve’s man
Welcome back Cobs! Missed ya dude… what name did I have when you left?
Ahhh, the memory’s not so good eh?
Nurse! Time for the meds, over starched pajamas and nocturnal boxing gloves*
*©️Red Dwarf
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Exactly the same one - Is memory loss endemic on this site or just you and LITSL being of a “certain age” 
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Is that some sort of porno?
Links please 
Interesting… you must have left more recently than I recall… which in itself is worrying… I was not sure if you were Gay Abandoned, or Grandeed…
Well you last DM’d me in July 19 so I’d say your memory is well f’d 
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Alas, this place has aged me well beyond my time…
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Holy schmoley, it’s Cobs … you see, it is true that you can never leave. Many have tried but it’s all the same …
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