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MLG, who, of all the Internet warriors you’ve done battle with, do you have the most respect for?

(don’t say saintbletch, it’ll just get embarrassing for both of us and we’ll probably have an affair which will end awkwardly and then when we do battle again forum-side it just won’t be the same)

Fuck that. If we’re bringing anything back, it’s Howards Way.

The rest of the country can get to live the life of contemporary “near Sotonians”.

Times change, of course. It won’t all be about yuppie yachts. At least half the show will be filmed in traffic jams, on the M27, illustrating the glitzy life of a suburban southerner.

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I met Jan Harvey once, she was very pleasant.

Originally posted by @pap

Originally posted by @saintbletch

MLG, should the Beeb bring back Eldorado?

(asking for a friend).

Fuck that. If we’re bringing anything back, it’s Howards Way.

The rest of the country can get to live the life of contemporary “near Sotonians”.

Times change, of course. It won’t all be about yuppie yachts. At least half the show will be filmed in traffic jams, on the M27, illustrating the glitzy life of a suburban southerner.

And show people walking a couple of miles to drink at the Jolly Sailor, only to find that it’s shut because they are filming some appalling TV series (season?).

True 30 year old story.

Nicholas Lyndhurst makes me feel depressed.

Fuck. He’s wiki says he’s from Emsworth. So, he’s a skate! It all makes sense.

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Plonker.

I went out with Lynne Howard twice. The fact that I had three kids put her off a third date apparently!

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

Probably her time of the month.

What’s wetter, a ton of bricks or 342 kg of pubic hair?

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Thats what I thought too. Terry Wogan used to call her lumpy Lyne. She was very pleasant and offered me and the kids some free tickets to her panto, but it wasnt the same as a shag.

Ask away…

Yes, but relocate it to Bitterne precinct.

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  1. Razer does funny things to me

  1. Most like to fight… meh

Least like to fight… meh

tbh I’d get rid of the house robots, they ruin it!

Tracey Childs or Traci Lords?

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Who will we sign?

Who will finally be on the Sotonians Soviet?

I don’t respect any of them, it is a never ending battle of the wits and fight to the death!

Batter Andrew Lloyd Webber to death with a 15 inch black rubber cock…

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