MLG - Who got it wrong on Juanmi?
- You, in some masturbatory multiplying fantasy when concocting his FM numbers.
- RK, who just didn’t use him right.
Contrary to some reports, I am prepared to maintain a completely open mind on this topic 
Before…MLT answers I think it would be a good idea to find if they are Inners or Outers.
I think you should go over the fence and not come back until you find a dead body.
For FM16 he was rated by the Spanish research team. I’ve nerfed him for FM17.
We’ve just completed three years in the new place. The previous place, we were in twelve years. Time flies. Before that, my existence gets more and more nomadic the further you go back. Jobs that didn’t work out Year-to-year student life. Sandwich years. I’ve slowed up now, but I’ve lived in loads of places.
Without fail, I have played Ugly Kid Joe’s Neighbor (sic), day one, full blast, to set expectations.
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You’re a slippery eel, MLG, I’ll grant you that, but neither am I in a position to dispute your claims.
I hope sir will indulge me in a more difficult question in the same style which I am certain that you bear more responsibility for.
Who is wrong on Ward-Prowse?
- You - casting him as the sort of player that is going to go on and win caps for England, judging from FM stats.
- Bazza - who can’t stop criticising the lad.
Three bonus questions on JWP, just yes or no.
- Will JWP be the next MLT, our next one club man?
- Is he completely “Pompey free”?
- Could he triggered by an event, such as Steve Claridge jamming up every bog in West Quay with toilet paper?
Apply manic grin. Put on pyjamas. Do a little bit of wee. Take bread knife. Put on some very loud metal. Take to the front lawn and patrol perimeter for at least ten minutes. Repeat evey morning for at least a week.
You’re welcome.
Originally posted by @pap
Originally posted by @Matthew-Le-God
Originally posted by @pap
MLG - Who got it wrong on Juanmi?
- You, in some masturbatory multiplying fantasy when concocting his FM numbers.
- RK, who just didn’t use him right.
Contrary to some reports, I am prepared to maintain a completely open mind on this topic
For FM16 he was rated by the Spanish research team. I’ve nerfed him for FM17.
You’re a slippery eel, MLG, I’ll grant you that, but neither am I in a position to dispute your claims.
I hope sir will indulge me in a more difficult question in the same style which I am certain that you bear more responsibility for.
Who is wrong on Ward-Prowse?
1a) You - casting him as the sort of player that is going to go on and win caps for England, judging from FM stats.
1b) Bazza - who can’t stop criticising the lad.Three bonus questions on JWP, just yes or no.
- Will JWP be the next MLT, our next one club man?
- Is he completely “Pompey free”?
- Could he triggered by an event, such as Steve Claridge jamming up every bog in West Quay with toilet paper?
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Bazza is wrong, JWP will play for England & Bazza will never work for Sonic the Hedgehog
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No
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Yes
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I have no idea what that question means
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MLG HELP!!!
Where is Ryan Bertrand?
Thanks.
Dear MLG,
I just heard a Spitfire overhead and rushed out to the garden bare foot.
Having stood on a slug and ended it’s slippery life, what is the best way of getting his remains from between my toes?
True story.
Sonic is shit, yo.
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Step 1
Put your foot in a tray filled with salt for 2 hours…
Step 2
Rinse with lemon
(don’t confuse it with…)
Step 3
Dry with a metal scouring pad
…
Do you have a time portal to the 1940’s in your back garden? Are you Gary Sparrow?
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Hey, we’re the ones asking the questions…
But yes, and no.
You’re on dodgy fucking ground there, MLG.
This site puts up with a lot in the name of freedom of speech. I never expected to see it tested to the limit with that disturbing reference to Goodnight Sweetheart.
Good god, man. People are trying to forget!
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They are filming a new episode next week, I’m guessing Pap won’t watch it when it is shown later this year. Here is the cast at the read through…
Gary Sparrow: Paucity of Ambition - A man has the power of time travel and he doesn’t do anything much with it beyond sleeping with the first barmaid he meets.
If you think making more episodes of Goodnight Sweetheart is bad, the BBC are also redoing “Are you being served?”…
And a prequel for “Keeping up appearances”…
An update for “Porridge” with Fletcher’s grandson…
Plus recording lost episodes of…
“Steptoe & Son”
“Till death do us part”
Hancock’s half hour…
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Clearly someone is running a determined campaign to shit all over our comedy heritage…they should be stopped.
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MLG, should the Beeb bring back Eldorado?
(asking for a friend).
MLG, which is your favourite robot in Robot Wars?
MLG, which house robot would you most, least like to fight and why?