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I have given in its like watching the saints in the 2000โ€™s

Aus all out for 152 and Eng capitulate to 88-8

Eng 91 - 9

I know they wanted new year off but this is insane

152 all out

England 109-9

Load of bollox

Duckett, Bethell, Crawley and Root fall in first eight overs of England innings

Eng all out for 110

Shambolic

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22.1 overs 88-5
Carse 1-15
And gets Carey for 4 ct slip

3 wkts for 6. Atkinson off injured

98-6 at lunch
Smith & Green at crease 140 ahead

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1st over after lunch. Pressure is on.
So Tongue goes for 12 runs
Im awake as pain meds not working after some cuntishness on bus home

Review wasted by Jamie Smith ffs

Stokes on for an over
Gets Green at slip

119-7 161 lead already too much

And Carse gets another Nessor gone
120-8

No ball

Carse to Starc
Out ct slipby Root 121-9
3 wickets for 2 runs

132 all out.
175 to win

Pain meds not working tonight btw after a nightmare journey home.from meeting frieds of Mrs P_F in town

How the fuck does Duckett survive 1st over from Starc
0-5
Bazball is back

0-26 off 4
Aussies bowling 145kph bananas

6 overs 45-0 including 2 6โ€™s

This is T20 shit 50 up off 6.5
Then Duckett is bowled by Starc for 34

51-1

Bedtime

Wait what? Brydon Carse comes out at #3

10 overs gone down to 1 slip on a horror pitch
Carse swishes but also batting sensibly

Or not

65-2 Carse gone for 6

What the actual fuck?!

We win

178-6. :grin::grin:

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As its all a bit shit.
Hereโ€™s Bumble

https://x.com/i/status/2005180667538120874

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https://x.com/i/status/2004953545351864795

Oh really

https://x.com/IS_Netwrk29/status/2005494598018499024?s=20

A post was merged into an existing topic: :cricket_bat_and_ball: :engerland: England (and :walesisntit: Wales) Cricket 2026

https://x.com/i/status/2007072109894467966

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