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Except he is not in Australia - couldn’t make it up

Tim Southee is not in Australia currently because he is serving as a bowling consultant for the England team and is expected to return to the UK from New Zealand for the final Test of the Ashes series in Sydney. His availability for the current tour in Australia has been limited due to his commitment to the International League T20 (ILT20) tournament.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/cricket/articles/c986e5lq8n4o#:~:text=England%20bowling%20consultant%20Tim%20Southee,the%20whole%20cricket%20world%20is."

Aus 335-7

lead by 420

Aus 349-all out

lead by 434

Duckett gets 4 then out

Pope goes for 17

Eng 31-2

Betfair are giving me an England win???

106-2 (27.0)

England require 329 runs to win with 8 wickets remaining

Root has gone

194-6 (53.3)

England require 241 runs to win with 4 wickets remaining

close of play
207-6 (63.0)

England require 228 runs to win with 4 wickets remaining

https://x.com/i/status/2002191810941374789

We lost.

Summary: shambolic lack of proper planning started over a year ago and got worse

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I’m smelling deflection here big time from Key.

Blame everything on Noosa piss ups and ignore the fact that Bazball was a throughout cricket initiative that he never followed through to County level.

Why did it go wrong in Aus?

How much County/Red Ball cricket are top players playing?

When did central contracts come in? When were we last good?

https://x.com/i/status/2003406490200383609

https://www.espncricinfo.com/story/jofra-archer-out-of-ashes-tour-jacob-bethell-replaces-ollie-pope-for-boxing-day-test-1516948

Video emerged of Ben Duckett Drunk…
Tucked in there
Sigh

Couldn’t make him any worse in this series.

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England Leadership don’t deserve them

https://x.com/i/status/2004128129942802739

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76-4 just after lunch
FFS

3 for Tongue 1 for Atkinson

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